working on this Pokémon fic and the amount of times I’ve had to delete the word ‘everypony’ after muscle memory writing it is frankly humiliating
why is everypony reblogging this I’ll kill you
FUCK
Anyway I absolutely manufactured the second reply of this for clout and virality but let me tell you of an actual thing that happened years ago, I used to work at a movie script research agency where we'd clear names for movies and tvs so they wouldnt get sued if they're real anyway, so there I was, fresh new employee, about three months in, bright eyed and eager, and I have to do a report on a movie set in Saudi Arabia. I do all my research, double check it, and then send to my boss for him to give it the A-Okay! I wait at my desk. I'm watching videos. I get a text message. I open it, nervous. I read it. It reads as follows: "Hi [REDACTED]! Just checked the report, everything looks great! The only thing is I think there's something wrong with your spell-check. It's changed every instance of Saudi Arabia to Saddle Arabia? Please be sure to fix that. Thanks!"
c: Anyway, nopony reblog this or i'll kill you
On a real note I need to train myself out of suicide jokes, it’s not what Rarity the Unicorn from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (2010) would want for me and if I disappoint her I’d have to kill myse—
fuck shit god damn I’m SORRY RARITY THE UNICORN FROM MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC (2010)
On a real note I need to train myself out of suicide jokes, it’s not what Rarity the Unicorn from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (2010) would want for me and if I disappoint her I’d have to mill myse—
fuck shit god damn I’m SORRY RARITY THE UNICORN FROM MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC (2010)
everyone please look at HOW CUTE this TEL!Twilight that @dimbulb-brony drew for a comm she's so important to me
