Reblogged killian-ob99
Sorry but this is hilarious
can I take a picture of the moon?
the tower of Pisa: yes, sorry
Reblogged chungledown-bimothy
One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.
To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.
In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.
Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.
Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.
Reblogged depressed-lesbian420
official linguistics post
Reblogged molarmittens
B A B Y
ooooo
TINY BABY
Reblogged soup-sandwitch
People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.
Reblogged crowwery
Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory
Reblogged starry-river-serval
Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing
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Areal distortion caused by Mercator projection; comparison showing actual relative size of each country
Source: reddit.com
dang i knew the Mercator projection was really skewed but this is the most helpful illustration of that i've ever seen
Reblogged cheaphalloweencostume
insane shit happening over on uquiz right now
Reblogged mildlyholycowboy
Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.