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🛸Emile | 29, they/them | Tom Paris Apologist 🖖 I failed the kobayashi maru 17 times motherfucker
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I want a T’Shirt that says “COGENITOR IS THE WORST STAR TREK EPISODE” and then on the back in smaller letters it says “yes, worse than threshold” 

I can’t believe I just wrote T’Shirt instead of T-shirt I am officially watching too much star trek. 

i drew her

i .…. . i fucking love her. .… 

Happy birthday, T'Shirt! Hard to believe that 3 years ago you were just a typo.

I can’t believe I forgot T'Shirt’s birthday. Thanks to all who remembered her :’) Archer is a war criminal.

Happy birthday to my typo daughter. Cogenitor is the worst episode of Star Trek!

Among the reasons why Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek is that the outfits look like they were designed by a competent costume designer who had been given a pile of the world's most miscellaneous fabrics and told that if they didn't use it all up by sunrise, Rumpelstiltskin would take their firstborn child.

I'm not sure what it adds to this post but we must not forget that rumpelstiltskin appears in ds9 at one point

Do you think that Jadzia would be at Quark's playing tongo and during one of the games that she won she'd be like "I guess I'm one step closer to becoming a TRILL-ionaire. Eh? Eh????" and absolutely nobody would laugh but she'd have this stupid big grin on her face like the whole station heard and thought it was the funniest thing ever