obsessed w this fucking tweet
honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias
here comes the airplane
👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know
If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.
Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought
👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
farmers tell stories like "when i was a boy me and my brother got stung by sting worms"
Bust out the crystal skull vodka and pour me a shot, bitches. We're going off the rails and we're not getting back on them.
gets REALLY confused about my band trivia and starts saying the wiggles jacked off together
