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hi! i'm tess (not my real name) and the only thing worth putting in a pinned post is my writing, most of which is high-fantasy erotica for perverts of moderately conventional taste. i sometimes write other stuff, too – i'll catalog it here for your amusement.
other pieces, including longer-form text posts, can be found in my writing tag.
if there's anything you wanna see or talk about, please shoot me an ask. love ya!
every day millions of challengers are nicely beaten by the exalted master of sweetie style martial arts
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im the onventor of northern style tentacle boxing
yousaid that to me alredy. i am going to use the 413 incch death punh. it's like th1 incch death punch but with more inches. head to myonline course to lean more
"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen
[with full awareness I am about to offer the most violent and least helpful solution to the problem at hand] perhaps it is time... for a woman's touch
smoking my bong i equipped with an eject button and someone knocks at my front door only to hear the faint yet distinctive thud of a body hitting the ceiling
Thank God for birds chirping in the morning
It's never too late! *non-looping gif of a wedge tailed eagle dropping a dead rabbit on someone's windscreen*
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