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Heart: The City Beneath, has again created one of the funniest magical items I've seen in a RPG, mechanically.
The Quantum Razor has been enchanted to ontologically always be the sharpest thing in the room
Which is fine, but the way it works mechanically in the game is just so funny to me.
I'll just show the mechanics here
That's right, if the Quantum Razor can't make itself sharper, it starts intimidating other weapons into becoming weaker
And speaking of Sophia Tolstoy, her diaries are just so depressing.
“I am to gratify his pleasure and nurse his child, I am a piece of household furniture, I am a woman. I try to suppress all human feelings. When the machine is working properly it heats the milk, knits a blanket, makes little requests and bustles about trying not to think […].“
She wrote this when she was 19, one year into her marriage to Leo and as she was pregnant with the first of his 13 children.
A few years later, when she was 25 or so:
“I am so often alone with my thoughts that the need to write in my diary comes quite naturally … Now I am well again and not pregnant—it terrifies me how often I have been in that condition. He said that for him being young meant “I can achieve anything”. For me […] reason tells me that there is nothing I either want or can do beyond nursing, eating, drinking, sleeping, and loving and caring for my husband and babies, all of which I know is happiness of a kind, but why do I feel so woeful all the time, and weep as I did yesterday? I am writing this now with the pleasantly exciting sense that nobody will ever read it, so I can be quite frank with myself […].“
During her 12th pregnancy she wrote about taking scalding baths and jumping from high pieces of furniture to try and miscarry. And at one point while reading her husband’s diary (which he told her to read) she found the sentence “There is no such thing as love, only the physical need for intercourse and the practical need for a life companion.” In her own diary she wrote “They ebb and flow like waves, these times when I realise how lonely I am and want only to cry…”
A few years before her husband’s death, she published a cycle of prose poems titled “Groans”, under the pseudonym “A Tired Woman”.
the most depressing quote from her diaries:
“I have served a genius for almost forty years. Hundreds of times I have felt my intellectual energy stir within me and all sorts of desires - a longing for education, a love of music and the arts… And time and again I have crushed and smothered these longings… Everyone asks, “But why should a worthless woman like you need an intellectual or artistic life?” To this question I can only reply: “I don’t know, but eternally suppressing it to serve a genius is a great misfortune.”
im gonna do a musician tier list and everyone is about to learn that i don't know who anyone is get ready
WHO THE FUCK ARE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE there's 100% someone in the "i dont know" category that i know and like but also who. who are you people. who are you. help me.
this shit is so embarrassing now that i can zoom in on this screenshot i have a suggestion for tier list maker dot website and its LET ME ZOOM IN
You might be aware of a celebrity by name, but why the fuck would you know what a musician you dont care about looks like?
You could probably line up the top 100 us Billboard musicians and unless they're from the 90's (when I watched MTV) I would have zero chance of recognising pretty much anyone
as fun as unspecified (ba) or canon nonbinary (ak) protagonists are I do like how gbf goes to great lengths to make dual-gender variants of the shameless "please jerk off to our characters" images
i'm glad that you made sure that i, personally, knew that it was a woman's hand lathering cum-coded oil all over this dragon woman's ass. this is very important to me
I need to make more transfem friends who aren’t pathetic subs, so I can put the pet I trained on her knees on the carpet and we can all coo how cute and well-behaved she is. She’ll have more hands petting her and feeling her up than she’ll know what to do with…
You can also make subs pet your pet.
That is also allowed
Using a girl as a reward for subs who do well for me…
They’ll just have to learn how to share.
And if the reward cries, I’ll be there to wipe her tears…
And sometimes just as extra hands too.
Sometimes a pet needs petting and all you have is subs
It doesn't have to be a reward, but it certainly could.
i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them
this author's use of imagery is so questionable
i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one
A lot of these are just legit good and funny
I need to make more transfem friends who aren’t pathetic subs, so I can put the pet I trained on her knees on the carpet and we can all coo how cute and well-behaved she is. She’ll have more hands petting her and feeling her up than she’ll know what to do with…
You can also make subs pet your pet.
That is also allowed
So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:
I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.
I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.
Whining elves
Elves are cute when they cry.
Which is why it is imperative to bully the elf
Pretty dystopian to be campaigning for fundraisers to save the lives of your countrymen trying to survive genocide and the top trending topics on Tumblr is the most recent zionism and fascism American military industrial complex propaganda movie.
Also I don't think it's a coincidence the zionist producer teamed up with the shoot and cry propaganda character played by this guy:
To make a movie about how AI mass surveillance tech is good for society actually because it helps you eliminate the inhuman subversives.
My bestie told me people are calling him Palantir Parker right now on Twitter cuz of the movie.
Anyways Disney is a priority boycott target for the BDS movement! Don't watch any more Marvel movie trash, the MCU has been collaborating with the Pentagon to make Western imperialist propaganda since Iron Man 2008!
If you were going to spend money on tickets to see the movie, go send that money to Mona's mutual aid fund instead to help feed Palestinian refugees today! Your outrage should be translating into concrete actions to help Palestinians!
Just got back from a kink party with a super high lesbian, and within that transbian, density. It turns out sex parties work on playground rules: if you go "Hi what's your name, do you want to play?!" very enthusiastically you get to go to the special play place and play put your mouths on each other.
Had to do like half a dozen QTEs not to mutter out 'I love you' while a goth girl fucked my mouth, we're reaching "I'm so glad I didn't kill myself after high school" levels previously only theoretically achievable.
It turns out wearing a collar and leash to an event like this as a switch is a high value move, because if you ever see a girl look at you like a fawn you can just unclip the collar from your own neck and put it on hers.
I am counting the 7/11 taquitos after four hours of high energy activity with strobing lights and pounding bass and zero food as another hookup in retrospect.
Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer
he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs
one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel
One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.
Given that Judge Dredd canonically had Competitive Sex as an olympic sport*, there's certainly fictional settings out there where the sport commentary variant is completely in-setting accurate
*Yes really. It was scored more or less like figure skating
AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’
@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags
