The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering
Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts
The cybermermaids return for Mermay 2026 - sneaking in just before the finish line again.
She hungry
i love to be vague and mysterious. that’s why i always say "i love to be vague and mysterious and also i‘m a princess"
why did your apostrophe do that your highness
i‘m a princess?
more white base dragon mama because. i love her
the five trauma reactions: fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and mating
They haven't sorry
"My son turned out fine!"
Your daughter has 3 partners who love her for who she is and still feels lonely and unloveable
if you're bored we could spend a little while swirling our tongues around each other until yours tastes like mine and mine tastes like yours. just saying.
