my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since
have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out
they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin
This is insane
the podcast ‘endless thread’ did an episode on this called ‘catfish for dinner’ where they investigated the origin of the story! tl;dr a tiktoker who posts fake drama stories made it up for clout and it’s based on nothing.
everytime i see ‘asoiaf’ i’m like A Series of Infortunate Aevents. F.
some of my favourite comments as seen on chris fleming's youtube recently
i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing
HeyBro - Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (2017)
"cooking with heat is the breakthrough technology" is a phrase that made me fucking CACKLE