so did the divine right of kings

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Countdown to Resident Alien season 2 -> S1E08: End of the World as We Know It

If you’re watching this, I’m dead... or I’m really drunk, and we’re all laughing at how pathetic I was for making a video where I thought I was gonna die. Maybe the new town motto should be "One died to not save three".
All beings of the universe are different. For instance, my people are brilliant. Humans, on the other hand, are so dumb that they think the leading cause of death is heart disease. It’s not. It’s almond milk. Even the Grey aliens won’t touch the stuff. Despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings. Life doesn’t ever go as planned.
Spring. The birds are singing; the flowers are blooming; the sun is warming the Earth. Somewhere. Not here. It's 30 degrees out, it snowed nine feet last winter, and four frozen sodas just exploded in my truck. Welcome to Patience, Colorado.