im being very productive

the gathering

yall dont understand how hard it is to live in this country. just the other day they installed a machine in my yard that attracts colourful pollos and turns them into god damn cocodrilos. I mean nothing against cocodrilos ofc but like My fucking pollos man

i misread 'pollos' as 'polos' and imagined a bunch of sentient polo mints in your garden approaching a machine of some kind and made what is quite possibly the worst image ever made in ms paint out of it

why did i do this

need to be more silly ... so I turned myself into a Silly little guy!!! little goober!!! squishy liquid thing I think .? he's a Something.......

Here’s your bi-monthly “how many of you knew I make music” post

I don't. I don't think I'm doing this correctly. Is this how I

gay pride flag for people who can see a much wider range of wavelengths

he just goes around and mimics whatever he sees........

(hehehe I stole the majority of these art styles from actual artists >:D both on tumblr and youtube so good luck finding them all if you aren't who I thieveried from !!! I tried to be mostly faithful but . believe it or not. it's actually hard to do that . oh well he likes to reinterpret anyways so it's canon regardless)

this is heavily millenial/gen-Z centric and mostly based on myself lol. naturally expecting at least one "op are you ok" response

in case you're wondering

A young catto stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 29th of July, 2026, is this young cat's birthday. Though it was two hundred and nineteen years ago he was first discovered, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young catto be?

(Hi! For Cobalt's birthday (yes im like just barely late shushh) I decided to do this fun little thing! Every week, I will progress this based on what people decide to do with him! I will be using the Discord for this mostly so go there i guess idk)

"how did these dipshits even do that ffs" - nasa

there is something profound that can be said about juxtaposition of these two images, but i can’t find the words for it.

this is where we came from, and this is how far we’ve come.

both far apart in both time and spaces, both with the prints of a human, the same evidence of our existence, on two different worlds.

humanity can be cool sometimes

thought of this while doing research for my big bang game and as far as i know no one has ever written about this process before. probably because it's literally just neutron-proton interconversion but with antiparticles BUT it makes total sense in my opinion so i WILL humbly consider myself its discoverer until im proven wrong. yes im a self absorbed idiot today

i call it the secret reaction, find it in your local extremely high energy environment where antimatter is both abundant and interacts with neutrinos

in layman's terms: