"Boy, i gotta say there's a lot of sights to see in this part a Japan, the food is fantastic! Though it's pretty scary here, lotsa youkai and what have you... You see, my wife's brother, he likes to travel, and i think she mentioned some asian countries, i uh... forgot the names, they have grilled lamprey! I think you'd be hard pressed to find lamprey grilled as good a this! Oh, uh, pardon me, i tend to run my mouth time ta time cuz i gotta uh, zest for life if you will. I heard reports of people here acting irregular, no offense to you in particular, miss. See, i tend to get irregular myself if i don't got a bowl a chili to go with a good meal, almost feels like i'm getting possessed against my own will! Good gravy! ...you got a smoke?"
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