⭐️Let's Play Musical Dragons⭐️

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

Additional update to this

First Post!

I deleted my old tumblr because... man idk why it was covid-times and the prefrontal cortex was not in the room with us!! Anyways, I was reminded by my lovely friend @repecca that tumblr exists, and that some of my work has been going around on here, so I decided to post some of my work up officially! Starting off with my most notable (?) work to date, here's my LOTR: The Middle Kingdom Project. Now, it's been over a year since I posted this, and at the time I was... really searchingfor myself artistically, and I decided to go all in on something that I'd been ruminating on for a long time.

So, hello, again. I'm Leia. I do visual development/BG design, and I'm also a writer of things. I love fantasy and transformative work. It's nice to meet you.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

Last of all Hurin stood alone. Then he cast aside his shield, and wielded an axe two-handed; and it is sung that the axe smoked in the black blood of the troll-guard of Gothmog until it withered, and each time that he slew Hurin cried ‘Aure entuluva! Day shall come again!’ Seventy times he uttered that cry, and he earned 7000 Attack and Strength XP for those kills. One of the orcs dropped 200 gold coins and a +2 mithril sword. 

a love song is legit a magical spell. except it will never ever work on the person it’s intended for. it will give off like waves of pain towards certain random listeners but nothing more than that. weak level spell but a spell nonetheless

You can’t catch my heart with a sonnet

I won’t love for a song

Poems won’t win me

At least not for long

But sing to me anyway

Won’t you sing to me anyway?

Sing to me now

Put the stars in my eyes

Paint the world with your words

Kiss my heart with your sighs

In the silence that follows

The romance may die

But sing to me anyway

Let us love for a while

And sing to me anyway

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

This is the polar opposite of this:

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

The Simarillion is a beast of a book. Who knows what all it contains D;

the more i look at the uk leg calendar, the more nonsensical this route becomes

me running through the house because as soon as i enter one room i forget what i wanted there until i go back to the room where i came from

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen