shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

You smoked dog weed

The what

btw rpf isn’t about thinking those guys had sex in real life. it’s about recognizing the beautiful magical chemistry and potential between two famous strangers. except sometimes it’s like well ok i think those guys really did have sex in real life.

@mushroombo

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots

these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.

me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

reblog if you gangnam smiled

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

to be loved is to be changed………

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me

LIVES WERE CHANGED

LIVES WERE CHANGED

LIVES WERE CHANGED

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

thank you, much better