fourth head rewatch it never gets old

ok followers, im feeling generous. line up in a straight line & i will start petting you one by one .

The writing on the water

White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor

White people be like: I have to take my elderly cat to acupuncture

No joke, I was in the lobby of an animal hospital a few weeks ago and overheard a white woman talking about how this was the first time 1 of her 3 purebred cane corsos had ever been treated with "western medicine" because up until he recently started having seizures, she had been "trying to do everything naturopathic"

A new family member - Toonie. (2006)

twitter: am i too woke for thinking fat people shouldn't be stoned to death

tumblr: you're calling me racist? how do you think that makes my non-white oc feel?

instagram: if he doesn't look at you the way your boy cat looks at you he's not 🤚 the one 💍

The Velvet Underground | I Found A Reason

being called cool and awesome online even though i am annoying and odd in real life

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

my beautiful newly adopted son. hard to photograph bc he kept getting closer for cuddles

I am hard as a fucking rock over this curry i'm making oh my days.