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Mitsurobb

@mitsurob

I'm a weirdo (due to my medicine) but I'll be as polite as I can. Love y'all.
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do you think nico ever found out the reason that pushed percy to accept the prophecy and all that came with it was actually him and wanting to keep him safe. does he know percy decided to right after he just saw thalia avoid the prophecy and pass it down to percy. do you think it made him realize that percy maybe cares about him way more than he initially thought.

this is very important to me. does he know

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I wonder how Rick’s marriage is doing because every relationship he’s written since PJO has been toxic af.

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im sorry i can never get behind the headcanon that percy cant sing when literally so many creatures in the ocean sing as casual communication

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An alternate universe where nothing makes sense according to the canon.
Zeus: I KNOW YOU STOLE MY LIGHTNING BOLT AND I DEMAND YOU RETURN IT, THIEF!
Poseidon: Wait, what? You lost your symbol of power?
Zeus: DON'T COME TO ME WITH EXCUSES, THIEF.I KNOW YOU STOLE IT AND I DEMAND ITS RETURN OR THERE WILL BE WAR
Poseidon: brother, have you forgotten that one god cannot steal from another god? (Wondering if Mom dropped him as a baby or if Ares hit him too hard when Athena emerged from his head)
Zeus: Don't give me any excuses, brother! I already know your son did it!!
Poseidón: Triton? He's a god too, so he couldn't either, and even if it were possible, the boy is too rigid to relax a little. Bah, I told Amphitrite it wasn't a good idea...
Zeus: NOT YOU, YOU OTHER BRAT!! The one you have hidden away
Poseidon: Kymepoleia? I mean, I told him to stay in ancient Atlantis as punishment for that typhoon last time until he learned to handle an observation without starting a war over it. But I don't think it was enough for...
ZeusI'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ANY OF YOUR IMMORTAL OR SEMI-IMMORTAL BRATIES!I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR NEW MORTAL BRAT YOU'VE SO CAREFULLY HIDDEN FROM ME!(Dramatic thunderclaps before the revelation)
Poseidon: Wait, what?
Zeus : that's right, Poseidon, I've discovered your secret son. You had him very well hidden, huh? But rumors always travel fast, so you have no excuse now. Your new brat will return my lightning bolt. And he will present himself as the thief, and perhaps I will forgive his existence and his audacity in robbing me...
Poseidon: You mean Perseus?.... You think Perseus is the thief?....
Zeus : Don't try to deceive me, Poseidon, I know you and your Kindred are capable of such things, so bring him before me and show the thief to everyone with my lightning bolt, and perhaps I will forgive his existence!
Poseidón:.....
Zeus: You have until the solstice, otherwise there will be war!
Weeks later on Mount Olympus
Hestia: Brother, peace please
Hera: Our sister is right, husband. perhaps Poseidon isn't the only thief; we can explore other possibilities. I've already sent the Court of the Winds to investigate.
Zeus: No!!! If Poseidon is so proud of his theft, let him show it off to everyone as the thief he is.....
The council chamber doors are brutally flung open and Poseidon enters with a mocking, proud grin, holding something
Zeus: But look who decided to honor us with their presence, you decided to return to me the lightning bolt that you, the thief, stole for yourself
Poseidon: Not exactly, little brother –he exclaims mockingly- I present to you all the terrible thief!!! Perseus Alexander Jackson!!!!.....(He raises his arms holding a 7-month-old baby in a starfish costume)
Baby Percy : bah bah bah bahh (moving feet excitedly)
Olympic Council:.....
Poseidón: Oh yes, he's a terrible thief, he takes everything that glitters before his soon-to-be-stained teeth, though he's currently making room for them. But don't be fooled, he's as ferocious as a barnacle.
Baby Percy: bah bah bah
Zeus: .... Are you mocking me?...
Poseidón: Not at all, brother. You told me to bring you your thief, and here he is. My living mortal son, Perseus Alexander Jackson, currently seven months and three days old, is a terrible thief to his mother and me it constantly steals our hearts, oh, what a pain...
Baby Percy He continues to babble, looking at everything shiny in the room and laughing about it.
Hera:.... Are we in favor of searching for the thief again, making it clear that Poseidon's son is not the thief, and gathering all our strength to start the search from scratch once more?
The entire Olympic Council: granted
Baby Percy is happy because his dad took him on an adventure and is excited to see everything.

This is the costume Perseus was presented in.

A little head cannon of mine is physical touch between godly parent — demigod;

Percy: ... And that was what made me cry!
Poseidon: (who happen to be there) Ow! I wish I could hug you right now. TRITON!
Triton: *appearing* Yes?
Poseidon: Hug him!
Triton: Do I have to?
Percy: Are you trying to worsen the situation?
Poseidon: I cannot physically touch you! We need him!
Triton: You assist to the next reunion of food equally distribution.
Poseidon: And you hug your brother AND say to Kym that you ate her seaweed snacks.
Percy: I'm not even that sad act-
Triton: Deal.
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Bold Omega! Percy flirting with the painfully awkward Alpha! Lester

I hate to break it up to y'all, but Percy is way more femme than any gal in the series.

He was literally what I could call womanhood; abuse, being ostracized, bleeding randomly, stealing little plushies to not feel alone, being dirty poor trying to survive.

He's genuinely a sister of mine.

Also, if we get into sexist stereotypes, he is a mom for some demigods a big sis to another and genuinely adopted Nico, Drew, Will and tried his best to check on them constantly. And later, with Leo he checked up on him and saw himself in the teen.

Luke and Percy were so meant to be, Percy was shivering out of fear when he saw the moira's. He remembered every move and tick that Luke had even before remembering Annabeth. They were two socks.

What came after Luke's death is literally an anxious way to mourn a dead soulmate.

But after the mourn he found love again, not a soulmate but a lover.

Hear me out in this au, ok?

25 y.o. Percy who started working for a law firm as a lawyer specialized in domestic violence, he knows about Gods and all but since his father killed Gabe and paid all he owed he stopped caring.

He knows Gaea and Kronos are uniting forces to take down the Gods but he is busy with work and his 1 year long relationship with Luke (who doesn't want to participate) who started a little bakery.

Annabeth pulls with her actual cannon age (12/13) and goes to the firm to sue the 'girlfriend' of his brother who kept him away 'against his will'.

Percy attends her, recognizes her by the description of his boyfriend and calls him as one of his friends.

Luke pulls up, half horny (his sexy boyfriend just called him), half scared (his dear boyfriend told him to run) with a small Opera cake to try and smooth everything over.

Only to find Annabeth sat with a weird surprised expression and speaking too fast to understand.

Percy: Hello darling.
Luke: What happened?
Percy: Your little sister wants to sue me because you didn't visit her.
Annabeth: No, I didn't want to. YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE WITH A GIRLfriend.
Luke: I said Partner.
Annabeth: Dang it, that's too ambiguous.

And then... Idk, I haven't given it more thought.