Crazy Mirrors

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Boys' Life - July 1964

National Geographic Magazine - December 1951

Christmas was almost canceled that night Santa lost two fingers.

Boys' Life - December 1962

Give me **burp**your answer **burp** do! I'm **burp** half crazy **burp** All for **burp**the love of **burp** you!

Ladies' Home Journal - January-February 1964

“Who are those people and what are doing with our food?”

National Geographic Magazine - July 1959

"Say, 'tooth decay.'"

Look - November 17th 1964

"Now let's try one with your pants back on."

Look - November 17th 1964

Ain't no party like a international trade-mark and copyright law party 'Cause the international trade-mark and copyright law party don't stop

Ladies' Home Journal - January-February 1964

“IT’S A TRAP!”

National Geographic Magazine - December 1963

I hope you have a good pair of scissors and a low tolerance for crap.

Life - December 6th 1968

It’s half rum by now anyway.

National Geographic Magazine - December 1954

“Who are those people and what are doing with our food?”

National Geographic Magazine - July 1959

What is actually going “Zing”?  Is it that mysterious periscoping bulge coming up out of the water in front of that guy in back? Could you blame him?

National Geographic Magazine - July 1962

I didn't know Coca-Cola also made outboard motors.

Life - July 26th 1948

Until they changed from sugar to high fructose corn syrup then you’ll get tired of pretty damn quick. I did.

1967

Because his daddy was the Mayor known for his vindictiveness, everyone "laughed" at Humphrey's moronic shenanigans.

Life - November 17th 1947

Only if his fly is open.

1943