you start to understand why they invented the bed

fin.

Bro they got geep in Ohio

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Fiscal Responsibilities

#crysobbing

hehe :3

I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.

So every time I go to look for him, I see this:

People in the tags pointing out that this is a great way to get communities to interact: you are extremely correct. There were a lot of kids at this year's go congress (many of them extremely strong players) and it's very funny to watch them roving in packs looking for old people to challenge. At one point when my friends and I were sitting in one of the side rooms, a trio of elementary schoolers marched in and shouted "IS ANYONE HERE OVER FIFTY?"

Presumably so that they could compete for the Elder Slayer award:

arigato for all the memories even though they weren’t so sugoi

substances that are legal

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i think most funny numbers can be delineated like this

fuck mine stupid gothic life

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me