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hi im micah i use he/they im 23 and im a little green alien

i love DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!! and lots of other things too :3 usually it is a tv show or sometimes a film, in fact my current hyperfixation is Q from the daniel craig bond films but i swear they still call me the tv watcher

i have mediocre taste in films and sometimes i write fanfics. i was also cursed by a wizard to care about an nhl player

terfs and zionists kill yourselves and minors please don't follow

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watching goldeneye was really humbling for me because until that point i hadn't found any of the actors playing bond attractive at all so i was always kind of rolling my eyes at women immediately wanting him and then suddenly he was pierce brosan and i understood. i got it. when he drives a tank through a building to rescue the bond girl i was like fuck that would work on me.....

#i felt bad just referring to natalya as ''the bond girl'' because i loved her and she was so much stronger than the usual bond girl #but unfortunately she still was one and also no one would know who i meant if i just said her name. but sorry natalya </3 #anyway it was quite embarrassing actually like he's still awful as always but now he was hot and awful so i understood the charm now #micah.txt #bondposting

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1.1 / 5.6

#remembered this post and started making distressed noises mid sentence and then got so so nauseous i couldnt eat my jam doughnut

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#it is age gap august because i want it to be

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average five minutes while having borderline personality disorder

#the epic highs and lows of my life 24/7 and nothing monumental is even happening im just sitting here #its so over im so back its so over im so back its so over im so back <- guy who isn't even doing or experiencing anything #micah.txt

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this is basically where i’m at lately. we can only sext if we roleplay as MI6 agents and best friends of over twenty years but i’ve been a double agent for the soviets the whole time we’ve known each other and when you found out you insisted you were the one who confronts me so we have a long conversation where you try to convince me to confess and come back but we’re being bugged and we’re stifled by the deeply ingrained english gentleman inability to talk about our emotions so everything we want to say can’t be said

#and we dont have sex you let me flee to moscow. but it can still be sex somehow we’d figure it out #it can be your choice if you let me flee because you love me or because it would save MI6 from mass scandal #micah.txt #i really do need a cold war espionage tag

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Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

#the two good riverduffy fics. good as in they're hot but not good as they're river

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guy who is going to start university soon: i should become fluent in spanish

#i really quite bad at languages i did french in school for four years and was never good at it and i dropped out high school so i only got #one year of spanish also i dont commit to anything ever unless im autistically motivated like i need to hyperfixate on something in another #language i wish the hockey player i liked wasnt north american i for sure would have learned his language if he wasnt.....#and i dont even know if it would be spanish that i would commit to thats another problem. the language i would learn in a dream world #is russian but this would only happen in a dream world for quite a lot of reasons. i like italian too idk......#the only reason im leaning towards spanish the most rn is i have technically started it and i really liked y tu mama tambien #micah.txt

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#they're not kissing they're not having sex and they're not getting into a relationship. but its still shipping. if you understand.

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the holy trinity of growing a bad moustache to hide your attraction to men

#i've meant to make this post for two years its not impossible that i've made it already but i dont remember making it #(yes maurice grew a moustache as well but his wasnt to hide his attraction to men he was just a gay man with an unrelated bad moustache)#micah.txt

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Maurice (1987) dir. James Ivory

#essentially pornography #maurice

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the casting of pretty much everyone in the new john le carré adaption is seriously pissing me off why is everyone so young and attractive. why is my middle aged flop peter guillam being played by a TWENTY SIX YEAR OLD. thats basically the age of his controversially young girlfriends. did the casting director say yeah we'll just take whoever

#and do NOT get me started on the smiley casting. not only have they cast a man i never want to see again he doesnt even fit the role #let smiley be fat and old!!!!!!!!!!#i actually cannot get over peter being twenty six its so fucked up #the ONLY thing im happy about is james mcardle. so so so happy about that i love to see him employed #and i look forward to seeing percy be played by an actual scottish person this time. third time lucky!#micah.txt

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i love writing plot based fics in the bond universe because i can send him out to do anything as a mission. i dont need to ask myself "but why would he be told to do that?" because the writers of the films never did. in octopussy his mission is to buy a faberge egg at an auction.

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checked the wiki page to make sure i was remembering correctly and im sorry for forgetting the key details of the knife throwing twin assassins and the clown costume my bad

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#in one i schemed i needed a building to blow up and i dont know how any of that would work but i didnt need a reason. it just blows up.#micah.txt #bondposting

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People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here

#does anyone remember when spn fans were all making ''their version'' of the show where they changed what the characters looked like #and what their relationships were with each other and what the plot of the show was. i really never understood that

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okay this is the same street right. or have i gotten too into #noticing and am now just seeing things. but i swear they're both filmed on kensington gore in london

#its the same balconies in both i swear its the same street #and gary oldman is in both of these scenes too this could be a fun fact if its true #micah.txt

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another recent observation is that the show smiley’s people uses the same filming location that slow horses does in s3e4 #noticing

#im actually very good at recognising filming locations for things i like #i helped my dad do a quiz recently where he had to guess the uk city from a pic of a street and i was able to tell him it was cardiff #because it was the street that the doctor and martha and jack land on in the sound of drums and see the master is prime minister #and i’ve been there :)#micah.txt