🦌💛Alex Cyprin💛🦌

mc is so fucking cute i just want to bite her face off. u kno?

oh shit oh fuck i did it oh fuuuuck fuck. fuuuuck. she's gonan be SOOOO mad. fuck.

"Backalley betrayal."

In my medieval au I think it would be way meaner if maybe Hercules knew about his inevitable prophecy and those In it so he went and "befriended" all of them so when his father gave him his tasks he would have an easier time getting to them. So hydra and the rest of the monsters were in good relations with him until he struck.

I would also apply this to main universe me thinks.

Hercules of myth is a noble man, hercules in astoria is very much not.

Pov, mom crashes your party

when the multifaceted life we all experience is multifaceted...

six more months 💫

get those abs off of him

let's bring back the stop taking videos of strangers without their knowledge discourse because you really must stop doing that

19th century replica paddlewheel riverboat

let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

some of the most unwholesome twisted shit you can imagine happens in fully platonic situations

it's almost like we shouldn't assign morality to sexual activity or lack thereof

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

Hey, so. Been a minute since I've needed to do this.

We're out of money again. We've kind of been coasting for a bit on savings, but rn Alfie is unemployed and job searching, and I've had tax issues with my new job leading my last pay to be about a third short. I get laid next week but we can't afford to pay up the electricity until then. Which, when we're supposed to be saving for a new flat since we're getting evicted in a couple months....not exactly ideal.

So, yeah. If anyone is able to shoot a lil money our way towards keeping the lights on and the freezer stocked, it would be deeply appreciated. We're both absolutely exhausted and trying so hard to get somewhere more stable. We're basicslly only still here thanks to folks consistently helping out in the past. Really hoping they'll get a new job lined up soon and this won't need to become a regular thing again.

Thank you all for reading <3