rating the ways my family members have referred to me to other people since coming out as nonbinary

my secondborn (my parents)

my sister's, [name] (my aunt)

my young adult child (my mom)

my liberated one (my grandma)

SORRU BUT I LOVE THIS GIF SO MUCH ITS SO FUNNY TO ME

mixing stones

my little lascaux

an angel that’s an animal

doing important research

to those not here with us today

I can’t believe I got this lmao

before the american screen actors' guild will allow you to perform puppetry of a felt frog on-air, it is required that you demonstrate expertise in the feat.

you must first acquire your kermit permit.

sat on that a while, didja

i came up with it in the grocery store and it was the closest i've ever gotten to approaching a stranger to tell them a joke just to get it out of my brain because i couldn't stop almost giggling out loud like a lunatic at the frozen pizza isle.

"where would one go about acquiring such a permit" you could try a learned hermit

Forever indecisive about colours, the curse of photoshop

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers