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Wherever it is, I want to go

@luetta / luetta.tumblr.com

chay • she or it • ☿️⇌ • meanjin • 𖤓

female jewel bug (id: cotton harlequin beetle) (5 xp) (40% to drop bug carapace) (3% to drop red jewel) (3% to drop amber jewel) (3% to drop green jewel) (3% to drop aquamarine jewel) (3% to drop blue jewel) (3% to drop purple jewel) (3% to drop black jewel) (3% to drop empty jewel) (1% chance to drop rainbow jewel)

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Don’t go to your job tomorrow. Take control of your life. Drink this potion

IF CATS COULD OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY EVERYTHING WOULD BE DIFFERENT

an entire new workforce ripe to be exploited

after the solar flare hits "downloading" will be a sex thing you do to weak enfeebled stragglers

anyone remember bucky balls ? those little magnetic balls you could create shapes with ? well i want to shove them into my neopussy. i would squeeze them between my thighs as a child because i wanted to get fucked by magnets but i lacked the conceptualisation to articulate what i truely craved

non zero chance i have a pussy in the next 3 years btw if any one wants to invest early. non zero chance that the solar flare hits in next 3 years as well so. just factor that into your risk appetite

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i did not immediately obey your basic command because i like you or am "submissive", or a doll or whatever, don't get the wrong fucking idea buddy. you simply implanted a seed into my mind during a dream long ago and it has since grown into a fungus, or a curse, or- or- it's not something you can describe okay it's not analogous to anything normal. but it's completely entwined with my body and mind now and i can't do anything against it. so stop fucking giggling and here's your cup of water and yea i put a lemon slice in it just how you like it