This Too Shall Battle Pass

um *has fun*

new styleee based off the fucking. komatsu press safety handbook. lol

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 Prize Catch 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

zero braincells

"do it scared" "do it tired" "do it alone" "do it poorly" "do it sad" "do it in pain" "do it hungry" "do it resenrfully" "do it sick" "do it with a headache" "do it while actively bleeding" "do it nauseous" "do it bedridden" "do it while a bear is eating you alive" "do it

not doing SHIT anymore unless im in the most spectaculartastic mood ever, so long nerds, se you never probably

think i spent so much time in fandom spaces that now i look at straight ships like "wait. you can put a man AND a woman in one ship? both?? at once???? this is a gamechanger‼️"

sorry for not being normal about hetslop

"het ships are only good if theyre t4t or actually bi4bi"

CLOSE! het ships are good if they're both some flavor of neurodivergent

think i spent so much time in fandom spaces that now i look at straight ships like "wait. you can put a man AND a woman in one ship? both?? at once???? this is a gamechanger‼️"

sorry for not being normal about hetslop

no i don't. cheers

Hans the puffin! Always liked Hans, especially his relationship with Skipper. I have plenty of headcannons about it.

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

Finally got around to pizzazzing this up 🍻

turn on the news. it doesn't matter what channel.

girl stop watching modern spongebob bc you saw a screenshot on pinterest that made the ep look good. its not gonna be good. i promise you.

evil queen karen and nothing else happened, the rest of the ep is just a bad dream

needing a million more of whatever you call this trope

honorary mention for clark and captain from the backrooms, not exactly the same trope but somewhere within that realm, also appreciate captain's technique of just fuckin GNAWING into clark, hell yeah go to town on that guy