Butch But Bad At It

there's literally nothing sexier than directness and confidence which is awful news for those of us scared our desire is poison unless directly invited

any critique of eating disorder culture and “pro skinny to the point of detriment” society is always met with “b-but are you gonna let those fatties off the hook????? y wont u get mad about fat people??” everyone Already Does

Okay

come feel me get hard in your mouth, it'll make it all better.

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

Dangerous Crowboy, if you’re out there …

I'm not into tickling per se, but I am into when girls say "no no no no please please no stop" and tickling does get you there

on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.

hey man i think you might just be dumb

certified iconic post

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

some water, Mistress?

a-another energy drink? Mistress, please forgive this one for speaking out of turn, but this is your fourth one today. this one strongly recommends that you-

y-yes, Mistress. here you are.

(an hour passes)

some water, Mistress?

a-anoth-... Mistress. Mistress, please. Mistress, you are going to fucking die. please.

And brother?

I hurt people

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”