every time I think I’ve seen it all and then something like this comes crawling from the depths
sexychairdrag .com / careers - chair.
somewhere in the midst of gerard's borderline incomprehensible b-stage rambling in nyc she's going to mutter something and then do a little giggle and then someone else (probably frank) is going to say something into a dead mic and g is going to go "yeah thats right i'm feelin.....i dunno about you guys but i'm feelin like a BUSTED BROAD"
and then they're all gonna laugh and g's gonna mumble some more and wave their hands around and then say some shit like "anyway this is a song we've never played before" before they play like. helena.
@thegrandimmortaldictator your most exalted vocalist looks gnc af
Lowkey the gentleman is both a child thing and a sex thing. But that requires accepting that the dystopian dystopia where things are weird and bad has freudian stuff in it that’s weird and bad
The gentleman is a children’s TV show host > the regime uses his image to recondition gerard via the psychosexual associations of comfort and nascent attraction he remembers from watching the show as a child > once gerard is delirious and dumb enough to accept it, they give him a puppet (famously requires a hand up its ass) of the very same gentleman > he cradles it to his breast and also smacks it around and also has conversations with it full of innuendo
gerard must eat the Big Mamdani during mcr citi field or face time in the DSA gulag
*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper
