Alright ill make a pinned post

bro not even Fiona from Shrek is safe from the absurd airbrushed botoxed nose-jobbed social media face beauty standards in hollywood. look at how they’ve massacred my girl. she’s supposed to be OLDER on the right. and in case you were wondering, here’s what Shrek looks like:

so weird how Shrek in Shrek 5 looks like an older version of Shrek from the first movie, just with more wrinkles and the slightly updated animation style, while Fiona gets de-aged and gets her nose turned into a button nose and her facial texture airbrushed off and her face and body visibly slimmed down. I wonder why that is. like I genuinely feel like I’m going insane, even animated female ogres can’t look anything less than model-perfect in movies anymore

@werewolf-transgenderism's tags: #like what is the point of the whole choosing to be an ogre instead of a conventionally beautiful princess thing#when not even the ogre gets to deviate from conventional beauty standards anymore. jesus christ man

Imagine that you’re a woman in Glinda the Good’s court, and you’ve heard rumours that she prefers, well, she’s a girl’s girl if you know what I mean, and one time you’re talking to Glinda the Good, something unimportant, but you’re getting along quite well if you say so yourself, and then she asks you if you’d come up to her chambers, and you think holy fuck, I’m literally going to have sex with Glinda the Good, and then she tells you to put on the hat

Dame Aylin by agnostic nemesis

afab does not mean "raised female." afab does not mean ""socialized" female." afab does not mean "has a uterus." afab does not mean "has/was born with a vagina." afab does not mean "had a feminizing puberty."

afab does not mean anything except "when they looked at you during birth, an F was put down"

amab does not mean "raised male." amab does not mean ""socialized" male." amab does not mean "has testes." amab does not mean "has/was born with a penis." amab does not mean "had a masculinizing puberty."

amab does not mean anything except "when they looked at you during birth, an M was put down"

male yuri fan: i wish that i could die and be reincarnated as a houseplant in the home of a lesbian couple. specifically without awareness. i don't need to look, just be present and passively cared for

male yuri fan 2: typical male outlook. you want to insert yourself into the lives of women in the role of a child. you're trying to get between them, unlike what i want. which is to be a lamp in the home of a lesbian couple so i could be useful to them without being actively considered

male yuri fan 1: hypocrite. you obviously want to be touched by them and a lamp? even in your fantasies you are a phallic object.

male yuri fan 3: i just tried crossdressing and i got a really weird feeling in my stomach. also my girlfriend seems really into it. am i doing yuri?

journey's end.

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genuinely I do love katara and sokka as a representation of how Indigenous people can be written in a fantasy setting and it was nice to have something like that in a childhood that was spent consuming a lot of media set in fantastical worlds. however I think if those are the only fictional Indigenous characters you can name, especially like as an adult, you should really make an effort to also engage with stories that portray real Indigenous people and cultures in the real world

actually I’m going to add to this and say something that I know will be very controversial on tumblr but. if the only fictional Indigenous characters you as an adult can name in general are from solely children’s media, you should really make an effort to engage with a broader range of stories that portray real Indigenous people and cultures in the real world. sorry. I know this is a touchy subject. This isn’t meant as an indictment of adults who engage with children’s media overall. I just think those shouldn’t be, like, the only Indigenous characters you’re exposed to. respectfully. you’re going to be missing out on a lot of aspects of our stories, frankly. no matter how deep you think that story tailored to a child audience is. it very well may be. it was still written with children in mind first and foremost. please attempt to broaden your horizons.

and if I’m being really honest? once you’ve finished listing fictional Indigenous characters you’ve heard of? my challenge to you, white tumblr user, is to name at least one work of non-fiction (book, essay, documentary, etc) created by an actual Indigenous person. you’re allowed to use search engines you just have to name one. and then you have to engage with that work, if you haven’t already.

here's a list of 120 movies to get you started!

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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

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not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

Cynthia on the cynthianadaily instagram page. We're back like never before.

You can’t make this shit up

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

another one bites the dust

List of other people who also suck for this reason:

Bill Nighy

Hugh Laurie

James McAvoy

John Lithgow

Katherine Parkinson

Keira Knightley

Kit Harrington

Leo Woodall

Mackenzie Crook

Mathew MacFadyen

Matt Berry

Nick Frost

Paul Whitehouse

Peter Serafinowicz

Riz Ahmed

Shirley Bassey

Simon Armitage

Simon Pegg

Stephen Fry

Stephen Mangan

Warwick Davis

"It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia"