fully functional

the invention of yarn changed this world gorever

lets all start crying

mr j said i could play with his mind. break him psychologically

I imagine denobulan households as HUGE sprawling interconnected buildings. massive family units with communal child raising. I feel like there's a much lower panic response when you can't find one of the kids - they're probably with your second husband, or playing with his first wife's children. regardless, you're sure they're being cared for and fed

oh I'm 1000% always wishing I lived in a Denobulan polycule.

who wants to make me a smoothie while I sit here cutely with. big boobs and stuff

I think it would be best thank you

she suck on my penis till I orgasm. what were you expecting some sort of juvenile wordplay? please. this is very serious to me so no joking around or any funnybusiness.

YES ok quin this is your post now you've earned it

ok guys I have a really really good screenshot.

do you like it. ?

also ok Odo is literally melting into the ocean abandoning his gf to go be a puddle forever and my mom leans over and whispers "he should've just made one tiny drop of goo into a sperm. for Kira." HUH?

worse actually she's a quiverfull latter day saint and views sexual relationships without the goal of children as inherently sinful. even if it's between a lesbian terrorist and her little slime guy.

what the fuck is gorp.

listening and learning every day

THE TITLE??? ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE HAD APHASIA.

what did you expect. he doesn't know how to talk

well guys you wouldn't believe it but I watched the nog leg exploded episode and wtf they exploded nog's leg?

oh my god ok quin you're not gonna fucking believe this one but yeah I was watching the nog exploded leg episode and it was going just fine until all of a sudden they exploded the leg right off of nog??