[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony
[guy who finally drew again voice] yeah the world is beautiful and life is wonderful
this was a hit with the artists who havent drawn in a while community

" i’ll go " " and i’ll stay "
" and we’ll both be okay "
" what do we do? " " enjoy it "
" i love you " " it’ll pass "
oil on paper by ratsandlilies
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