Venture life, Burn Your Dread 💙

for @creatingblackcharacters 2026 melanin beam! I’ve been meaning to do a fanart but I haven’t gotten around to it yet unfortunately. Bonus lil guy I made earlier this year around the time i finished the game!

shout out to the <10 year old boy yesterday who, when asked what he was dressed up as, said "a dead child." i then asked why a dead child had a chainsaw, and he replied "dude this is literally the chainsaw my parents killed me with" and motioned to his parents standing 3 ft behind him

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

Nanami coming to school to announce herself as the new student council president

@the-darkness-does-not-bargain would you believe i'd tried before and it didn't work out? looks better this time around- glad i gave it another go!

I’d like to wish all my followers a very happy Down With Cis Day.

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

*listens to your thoughts*

When telekinesis is unavailable, analog mind reading is fine

the weapons of mass destruction were actually great but do my kids really need to know about boobies

my boyfriend made this meme and said i can put it here so i did

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)

This is some Scooby Doo shit XD