Varric Got Me In The Divorce

Have I finished even a BG3 playthrough? No

Have I started a new game? Yeah

In my defense it’s a Musical Roleplaying Game about Greek mythology and I am only so strong

Opened BG3, chatted with the companions. Decided that was enough for the day <3 Maybe tomorrow

False alarm I am at the tiefling party.... Now to decide if I kill the hag or go to the monastery first

wait. you. you can get alfira's lyre if you kill her as a durge?

A durge that looks like a lamb and follows Bhaal’s master plan: a lamb lead to the slaughter

lost myself in the sauce (going to bed late and being totally unproductive bc of it) but now i am thinking of making one of my drow ocs (former lloth-sworn drow that was a warrior)(that gets captured and tortured by mindflayers but escapes)(decides lloth's teachings are not her vibe)(kills a bunch of her fellow drows and splits)(becomes a follower of eilistraee)(yes kinda based on drizzt shut up) either a tav or a durge.... the problem? (aside from being kinda based on drizzt?) is that.... I... named her... Andruil.... yeah like the... the DA goddess..

Did I do the bottoms up achievement for the Tiefling party?? aye, fun time

MAYBE A LITTLE DEATH!!! Cackling, excellent pub Astarion!! She is still not going to sleep with you on this run ❤️

Pissed that I can't genuinely compliment Wyll's cool ass horns as a tiefling

Cockblocked by the chest bomb. When will Mystra stop bothering my good friend Gale?

Oh OH I GOT THE NYMPH LINE!!! Does it mean I managed to flag Gale’s romance before the batch gave us the bug?? I sure hope so

Also yes I am considering doing this run, a durge run, and then doing a modded era run… what of it

OH MH GODS??? Gale’s scene is so funny. He starts describing what clearly is a very romantic situation but Era just goes *squint* hold up. This seems like cat person sort of behavior. And she is RIGHT. Of course right after that she asks more about his magical car and getS COMPARED TO HER

This is a reminder that in my head, on Era’s true canon there is tadpole polycule. But since that is not possible in game unless you mod something and I don’t want to mod on my first run… well Gale’s nerdery has me enchanted