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2003 | Vietnamese | day 0 twst player, infested again with the brain rot.
i'm a yumeshipper! thinking very hard about leona every day..
-> my commission are close... PLEASE feel free to interact/ask to be moot with me! im not exactly active as this is just a posting blog for me (i have a separate blog on my phone for reblogging stuff lol) but i will be an active moot if you are too o7
Leech twin Co-Housewarden AU w/ Azul as Vice Housewarden Link to Floyd
Teehee Floyd's half for Leech twin Co-Housewarden AU Link to Jade
That's all I can really think of it's mostly a crack au lmfao
" X Reader" is such a fascinating sub-genre of fictional romance, especially on Tumblr.
You crack open a character tag and you scroll down a bit, and in less than five minutes you'll find a beautifully embellished post with custom separators and HTML coded text and fonts. The title? Spinky McHotman Fucks You At a Wendy's.
Then, when you open it, you're faced with the most unimaginative, generic and eye-roll worthy slop of a smut you could ever think of. You check again to make sure the writing is actually about Spinky McHotman, because his lines sound like they were written by an underpaid porn screenwriter and acted out by an even more underpaid porn actor. The tags match, it clearly says spinky mchotman x reader.
So, severely disappointed, you scroll for...A grand total of a minute and a half at most, before you're met with an almost identical post. You check the blog just to make sure it's not the same author, but no. It's actually an entirely different person who happens to use the exact same embellishments and the likes. You read this one too out of curiosity, and somehow this is even worse. It reads like a child who just learned the words for genitalia, plagiarizing a Harlequin story from memory after skimming through it for ten minutes before mom came in. Spiky McHotman sounds like a cardboard cutout with sentient family jewels taped to it.
You continue to scroll some more, and you find a blog that specialises in writing X readers for requests. One request seems... Actually interesting, anon might be onto something! And who knows, maybe the blog owner used the idea creatively and oh no, it's just more horny slop. The actual interesting parts of the idea are barely elaborated upon, almost as if the writer was in physical pain writing about something other than sex onomatopoeia and genitalia descriptors for more than two minutes. The rest of the story is more poorly written, generic smut.
Tired, you check the blog, out of exasperated boredom.
Turns out, the writer isn't even in the fandom Spinky McHotman originates from, so their perception of him is based on other fanfics of him. They post 3 x readers daily, and all of them follow the exact same formula, the only changes being in names and places. Each post has a 100 likes at the minimum.
Desperate, you scroll for a little longer, before you officially give up. You ask God to give you a sign of some kind - and moments after, you see it. The sign itself, louder and clearer than an infant's first cry :
But Spinky McHotman is heavily implied to be a gay man in canon, you remember while recovering from the psychic flash bang.
happy valentines! this is the first time since YEARS i celebrate valentine with a character! i think? i dont remember if i did with rook but ! leona is very special to me and this is my yumeship, ten billion diseases to the both of them
ITS OK EVERYONE RUN, LEAVE HIM TO ME ILL HOLD HIM BACK PLEASE LEAVE HIM TO ME
