I will argue with the entirety of the internet.
A hill I will die on.
Fuck Austin metcalf. Fuck your law. Your jury. Your hypocritical “self defense” explanations.
Austin should’ve kept his hands to himself and not been trying to police black bodies. Period. He paid the cost for doing so. 🤷🏾♂️
Y’all ain’t gonna gaslight me into accepting that verdict because “that’s the law”
White peoples are the middle managers of racism for the predator class.
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Jack harlow masterlist
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Last updated June 16th | 94 fics || 🔥 means personal favorite
Off the market • Jack Harlow where he’s in an interview, and the interview asks if he’s single? And he has a simple response, like “I’m happy.”
🔥Quickie • No explanation needed ~ smut
🔥Aftercare • 𝐴𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑗𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠, ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ~ smut
Little Harlow • just a headcannon on dad jack and your daughter being his mini me
My girlfriend a nurse • SUMMARY: Can u do one where he is dating a nurse? And he mentions that in a interview. Or in the red carpet and he brought YN as his date and they are all touchy and YN gets shy when he talks about her
Catching feelings • SUMMARY: jack request where they’re fwb but he definitely caught feelings and very open about it but the reader is kind of having a difficult time to do the same since she’s scared that it might not work something like that and lose their bond 🙃
🔥Protective jack • SUMMARY: Can you do a Jack Harlow imagine where possibly your ex comes to a party you are both at and Jack is just really jealous and protective? Maybe some drama in between too for some spice loool Pleaseeee
Believe me • SUMMARY: jack thinks you like Urban, but that's far from the truth
I thought I hated you • SUMMARY: since high school jack has hated you. Despite being clay's friend he always found a way to pick on you and make you feel like shit. Now that he's older and mature he realized he did you wrong only because he was trying to hide his feelings
Challenge • teasing each other until one of you get sexually frustrated and fail the challenge ~ smut
Dilf • Dilf jack fucking his daughter’s best friend during a house party or sleepover 😩😍 ~ smut
Mile high club • What about Jack and his gf joining the mile high club pls ~ smut
🔥Hrs and hrs • SUMMARY: for your 2 anniversary Jack takes you to a resort. He makes your weekend Very meaningful and eventful ~ smut
Little • “He/She’s so tiny.”....
I love you • accidentally saying “i love you” too early, but the other pulls them in for a kiss and says it back.
Flowers for you • seeing you happy is all that matters.....
Hot • “I never thought I’d hear you say that, fuck, that’s hot.”.... ~ smut
In the middle of the night • “where should i fuck you? your choice.”..... ~ smut
Lines • Wait can you do a concept where Jack falls in love on with his (black) costar on set? 👀 it'd be so cute where they're reciting their lines as they film but then he starts stuttering and forgets because he thinks she's so pretty or when they kiss he forgets his lines afterwards 😭❤
Morning • Also maybe write a fanfic where he is taking care of his daughter/son when they are a newborn
New balance • dad jack getting matching fits & new balances for his girl & baby then having urban take little family pics for them 🥺
Early baby • SUMMARY: Jack is racing through traffic from the studio to get to the to the hospital where reader is in time to be there when their first child is born.
Early birds • Jack and you enjoying an early Saturday morning before the kids get up in a few hours, sleepy jack + soft sex with the sunrise peeking in 🥺🥰 ~ smut
Victoria secret model • SUMMARY: Jack having a day with the reader in Victoria secret he’s bored so she decideds to put on a show for him it gets really steamy In that little fitting room🤭🤭🤭 even a worker asks her if she’s okay
Sheigo • Girlie can u write something about reader dressing like sheigo cosplay and jack losing his shit
Funny seeing you here • SUMMARY: jack & reader had history, reader wasn’t well know back then but is currently coming up (actress?) then at like a event they see each other for the first in a while. & some of jack’s song are about their relationship, like ‘funny seeing you here’.
Scraped knee • Dad jack and you are in the living room working on your things, Jack working on some songs while you scroll through your phone. You both hear a loud whimper sound and when you walk out of the living room in a hurry to see your kid crying on the floor indicating that the kid had fallen and Jack just hating his kid crying so he picks them and holds them close to his chest as the kid cries
🔥Baby mama • SUMMARY: Can u do something Jack and reader have a child or children together and they split for a while.... jack gets a new gf and she's obviously jealous of the coparenting relationship jack and the reader have for their chil/children and says something slick about it and comes at reader sideways and jack ends up defending the reader obviously because she's the mother of his child/children and hes still got love for her, and the girlfriend ends up getting pissed off because jack defended the mother of his child? And then reader thanks him for sticking up for her and old feelings get brought up? Sorry I can't help but thing about how much respect/love jack would have for the woman that has his children😩
Do you love me • SUMMARY: If you’re taking requests for Jack: Jack and y/n have been dating for over a year but she’s not very good at admitting her emotions so they end up getting into an argument because Jack doesn’t think that she is serious about him so she goes and gets a tattoo of his initial on her ring finger to prove that she permanently wants him in her life and he gets emotional about it.
Pregnant on tour • SUMMARY: Jack request: Jack and the reader have talked about having a baby for a long time but they could never get the timing correct, so you finally decide that you’re going to get pregnant in the middle of a tour so that way when it’s over with can safely have your baby. So like a fic where you’re like three or four months pregnant on tour and everybody takes care of you. Jack is really worried about your morning sickness and stuff like that.
Short series:
SUMMARY: when jack wants to get away from his main girl, he comes to you to relieve his stress
Falling • Hiii, I wanted to request something for the jack Harlow series. Where Jack, Rosie and you go to picnic and as you guys get there rosie runs to find your guys favorite tree and rosie plays around while you and Jack talk after awhile you both hear a cry as rosie comes and hugs jack hiding her face in his chest and when you ask her what's wrong she whimper saying she had gotten hurt and Jack goes all dad mode. Sorry if this is long and confusing ❤️
You're not pregnant are you • SUMMARY: Okay I have a request for Jack where his girl has an IUD that she got before she met him and when they started dating and having sex, she didn’t tell him about it bc she knew he was insistent on wearing protection bc he didn’t wanna have a kid yet and she didn’t want to make him feel like she was lying to trick him and she also knew he got around a lot so she was fine wearing protection for std reasons but over time she forgot to tell him and one day his friends are over and Neelam or urban’s gf ask Jack if they had any pads or tampons bc she started and he realized that since she’s been living with him he hasn’t seen her get her period and he panics thinking he got her pregnant🤣 I know this is very specific but I have an IUD and just thought about this scenario in my head and I can’t stop laughing about how panicked he would be 🤣
Mother's day • A little blurb of Rosie on mother's day?
Poison • SUMMARY: jack always had a thing for you ever since he met you through a friend . He craved being around you and having your attention. It's gotten to the point where you were all he ever thought about. He knew he had to get you.
Silent treatment • concept idea: reader and jack are early in their relationship (1-2 months) and nobody likes her, i’m talking neelam, urb, 2fo, etc. or they just leave her out of conversations and events and jack obviously takes her but they whisk him away and she feels left out. it’s not that she did anything bad they just don’t even have a valid reason for not liking her. then he finds her crying one night and then confronts them about it and they start to actually bond with her and like not just for jack’s sake but because she is actually fun and nice they just never took the time to realize (that was long LMAO)
Mistakes were made • I have a mini harlow request, where they are at a restaurant and reader orders something with ranch but rosie thinks it's something sweet and she asks to try it at which reader tells her that Rosie doesn't like it but Rosie asks again at which reader gives in and let her try it only for her to make a face and spitting it out while reader and Jack try to hide their laughs. (Mini Harlow)
Manifestation • Could you write a story about Jack dating a spiritual/witch girlie? 🧘🏽♀️ I know that Jack believes in manifestation but imagine she'll teach him what the crystals his fans give him mean, he feels better when she sages the house, or he just finds her so fascinating (her beauty, her vibe, and her beliefs) 🤍
🔥Kentucky derby • Can you write something where the reader is 6 months pregnant at the Ketucky Derby. Jack is very protective. And Jack also wants to show your baby bump to the crowd. Your shy, but you'll do it for Jack. Can also add Drake being protective also.
Vibrating panties • do a fic about jack having one of the remote controlled vibrators and he teased y/n out in public with it?
Miscarriage • SUMMARY. i saw that soemone requested a misscarriage fic so heres my idea. you were at jacks parents house. and everyone was out. so jack was out at the studio with neelam and urban. jack urban and neelam were talking outside. maggie gets there and goes inside. youre like 16 ish weeks along. maggie finds you on the floor bleeding a lot and yells for jack. he comes in and just fully freezes up and cant move and is just crying. and maggie and urban and neelam are trying to help you. but youre basically out of consiousness but keep saying softly something like, jack everythings ok love. thats kind the end of my idea.
Strawberry patch • SUMMARY. Ok jack taking Rosie to the strawberry patch. She's wearing her little strawberry overall like strawberry shortcake and she's wearing a bucket hat uncle urban got her!! Love you<3 (mini Harlow)
Face mask • Jack putting a face mask on his girl who sitting on the sink?
Uwban • The baby saying urban instead or mummy or daddy!!
Family • Please write something where your baby is crying and you and Jack comfort them together
The couch • A blurb request. Jack getting home late and finding you sleeping on the couch
We don't sing that • We're on dad jacks train I see. How about jack catching his daughter seeing one of his songs
Breakfast • Jack waking you up in between your legs 🤗 smut
Be my forever • can we get a lil blurb of jack proposing to reader?🥺
Clothing shopping • Reader getting insecure while shopping for clothes with Jack and he's there to pick her up x
Needles • Okay this is a silly thing but I always faint when i get my blood taken cause my body just shuts off so maybe you could write something about that like Jack being an absolute angel through it cause lately I had to go to the hospital a lot for that but if you don't want to please don't 🧡
The sickies • Rosie getting sick With a fever and start throwing up. JACK takes care of them because you're out but she's dying to see you
She's the one • What about like Jack's fam not really being sure if you're the one but you two stay over at there's and they like overhear you two laughing together cause Jack is like tickling you or something
Dates • request! Getting lost in IKEA date and target date
Hentai • SUMMARY. You and Jack are filming for white man can't jump. You both hit it off and flirt like crazy with each other. One night when you both are supposed to be reading your script you decide to act out the sex scene which leads to more.
I got you • Can you make a lil fic of the reader and Jack just having their second child but the reader is going through postpartum depression. Maybe something with the reader reaching a breaking point and freaking out at Jack and their child but instead of being an ass Jack is a supporting husband and helps.
In the song • OMG I'm sooo in love with Little Harlow! Can I please request one where Jack uses her voice or voice-mail in the song, so when he plays it for her reaction is funny, but she is all happy and screaming "that's me, that's me"!! Thank you
She's just a baby • How about you all are getting ready for the beach but jack sees Rosie wearing a two piece and goes all dad mood about it lol
Sister bond • How about Rosie and a few week old clementine bonding. Maybe Rosie always wants to hold her and she points out her little smiles and stuff ❤️❤️❤️
I'll teach you • SUMMARY. “Jack teaches the reader how to properly finger herself After she can't orgasm” ✨SMUT✨
Lovers to strangers • can you just a jack harlow fan fic where he cheats on his gf and she finds out i want lots of ANGST
9 months • Can you do a fanfic where it’s shows that jack is wit the reader though out the whole pregnancy and the birth too
What did you say • Mmmmh reader and Jack get in a fight and Jack accidentally calls reader a different name
🔥Introvert • jack and yn spend the whole day out together but she's an introvert so when they get home she wants alone time and he gets in his feels cus he can never get enough of his girl. clingy jack pls
A little crush • Reader and Jacks toddler having a little crush on one of the other guys. I can see Jack being so salty about it
On set • Hi I heard you were requesting blurbs? Can you do one with a black!reader who’s an actress that Jack has a crush on.
Childhood crush • What about one where Jack is jealous about the reader’s childhood crush on Drake?
My girl • Hi :) I'm a sucker for cute shiii so was wondering if I can get a fluffy Jack scenario where you're sitting on his lap and you're just keep complimenting him and calling him cute and stuff while you're cupping his face sksksksk
Home • “Jack comes back from tour”
🔥On cloud nine • Ok but can you write this but with jack 🥲that was literally the sweetest think I’ve ever read
Not the right time • I sent in the ask halfway complete, I was going to do a request too, would you do a leaving him at the altar one but not because they fall out of love just like sadness or something happened?
Up in the sky • In honour of Urbs insta story, can we have mile high club smut with either Jack or Urb pls
What's it like sharing a bed • Can you write something about what it's like to share a bed with Jack, like maybe he can't sleep without touching and he always has a hand on you even in his sleep
Mrs. Harlow • Hello! I hope your day has been great! 💜 I was wondering if you could write a fic of Jack and reader getting married? If not, that’s okay! 😊
🔥Sundress season • Summary: “Jack fucks you in a sundress after your teasing”
Be who you • Can you do a imagine where Jack shows support to his gf who's bisexual for pride month and makes a tiktok where him and urban sing to the reader "Be who you areeee, for your priiiiide!!!" Lmao 💀 happy pride everyone btw! 🌈💖
That boyfriend • Jack being protective and attentive without even knowing he is or thinking twice about it like always walking on the outside of the curb or sees you struggling to open a bottle and he just takes it from your hand and opens it no questions asked and holding you close when you walk through big crowds especially at his concerts
Pretty mama • Can u do one where reader gets insecure about her body after giving birth to the new baby and Rosie hears her talking bad about herself so Rosie tries to cheer her up?
IG live • I just want more jack and y/n on IG live interacting with fans and each other🙄
Skydiving • Jack and reader go skydiving but he pranks her making the pilot seem like the plane is going down reader is scared of heights and planes and gets anxiety do to them and jack convinced her to go with him beside her fear -🌊
Beach break • Summary: Jack inviting the reader on vacation with him and he can't keep his eyes off her(childhood friends)
Two!? • Jack and reader go to the ultrasound sound for there first child but they discover they are having twins do to readers genes on her fathers side and they are both boys though it would be funny considering jack wants girls
Everything changed • 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: Reader admits to jack that she never wanted to have kids until she met him and thats when everything changed for her as she didn’t want to put her kid with what she went through cause her dad only came around when he needed her and she didn’t want to talk to him every again when she had turn 17 and she knows that jack would never do that with his child and her
There's someone else • 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄
Gentle • hii idk if u take requests but i wanted to ask u if u are open to writing abt like reader and jack have sex for the first time after she gave birth and he is like super gentle and sweet with her cuz she is scared it will hurt? :)
So about those eight daughters • Jack talking about what reader thinks of them having 8 daughters on a podcast
Sit down, relax • Summary: after a long day of taking care of your kids jack ask you to sit down. You were very surprised when he told you where
Biggest supporter • Rosie’s first dance recital and jack being like the mom from mean girls lol
A titty • Rosie getting her first pet(can be any animal)
What are we? • If you’re taking requests/concepts can I request where Jack & reader are on the talking/dating stage. But she gets word of the rumor going around about him and Lori? (Too soon? Someone else then??) reader confronts him and they get into a huge argument??? Ion something around that lol. Thank you in advance & again thank you incase you’re not taking these kind of requests ❤️❤️
The lies within us • the reader finds out Jack's cheating while she's pregnant with their child
What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen • you and Jack decided to bake some brownies. It doesn't go well seeing how you both were baked yourselves
First show • insta au
First show • Rosie's first show with Jack. She's her daddies biggest fan
I bet that deuce deuce means something 🤨
I'm already knowing y'all sisters are hip, but for those who aren't, go get you a blick.
Some of these negroes need to be put down.
Restraining orders are not gonna do enough . Sometimes the only way to find peace is to commit violence against the violent people who harm you.
Fellow brothers, like it or not, we're responsible for this negro. It is up to us to protect our community, even if that means protecting it from ourselves.
I'm not saying we need to be out here acting like we're Superman 🥴
But we need to hold our brothers, cousins, uncles, all of us, accountable
The anger I feel watching Caitlyn Fuckin Clark yell In a black female referees face. You would think it was me. The gag is ..she is all us black women!!! I’m so fuckin outraged! Fucking outrage at flippty
@wnba I’m fucking outrage at you
@wnbacommish I’m fucking outrage at you too
DO SOMETHING BOUT THIS SHIT!! We’re fuckin tired! Deal with this shit in everyday life and now can’t even enjoy a fuckin basketball game! WE’RE TIRED!!!!! TIED!!! Does someone have to get physically harmed before you are FUCKING OUTRAGED TOO?!?
Dear God.
They are m*urdering people in the street.
No court date. No conviction. No crime.
And for those who say that being undocumented is a crime... is it punishable by immediate death on the street?!
Is that who we are?
If you can justify what ICE is doing for ANY reason you are a heartless demon.
Own it! Fuck off in hell if you think it’s okay
