The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

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as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

Cloud-Clipped Yew Hedges located at Powys Castle in Wales

absolute gold on Reddit today

met gala theme fat and in jeans

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

Probably one of my favorite images growing up… Mercer Meyer’s “Amanda is Dreaming of Dragons”

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

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Alexander Calder’s ´Silver Bed Head’ commissioned by Peggy Guggenheim for her Venice palazzo bedroom, 1946

@plumslices

i just need one more staff fragment and i can finally craft my staff of wolf lightning

What exactly is wolf lightning?

2x stronger than normal lightning + applies wolf effect

WITCH (2025)