vader must be the hornier one. he can't help it when he's alone with the emperor, even if the latter is too tired for intercourse. he loves body worship too much to shoo vader off tho, so he just lies down and says "do whatever you want. quietly" and vader happily digs into his thighs trying to be quiet like he was requested
"In the movie the townsfolk sing that they “thank the lord for all they’ve got” during the first song. Does this mean they have a god? You could argue that they’re referring to O’Hare but I’d like to believe that’s not the case. Is Christianity a thing in the Lorax world??? Did the Lorax lift his ass to heaven near the end of the movie??? I need answers yet no one can provide them other than The Lorax himself." - @citricacidprince 2023
I'm pretty sure Christianity exists there because when the Once-ler was young and went in the street to advertise the Thneed, local nuns were amongst those who threw tomatoes at him. Right now Thneedville residents' religion is heavily mixed with materialism and consumerism as they're literally thanking God for having a parking lot of all things. O'Hare must be the Lord's right hand in their eyes. I've always said this town is a freaking cult. ☠️
so basically vader under that armor and indestructable aura is a quadruple amputee that cant breathe on his own with burns on every part of his body, but despite looking as frail as he does under that he's still the most powerful force user in the galaxy and is far from defenseless even without limbs, but despite that immense power he still gets mentally abused and is submissive and kneels before the less force-powerful and physically weaker and smaller sidious on a daily basis. awesomeee.
I watch Star Wars for the plot
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