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check out the archive of every creature that has appeared! (archive maintained by @i-am-the-plagu3)
hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
snnnnzzzzz
String identified: g ag c tat tc t . ’ ga ta a c a a t ca t a t t tc
A TC
Closest match: Melangyna compositarum genome assembly, chromosome: X Common name: Matt-Backed Melangyna
my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet
String identified: ' a ag attt ' a a a t. ta cct ct a c c a t tg 't ga t t . t g 't t a t. ' a a g. at' t. t t t
Closest match: Calothrix parasitica NIES-267 DNA, nearly complete genome
our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick
String identified: a c ac t gg t c t a ac c a tc a aa a a tt aca tat t c
Closest match: Masticbarbus longipinnis genome assembly, chromosome: 20A
String identified: T a g AA at c ta tat a a cag t t gttg t . t a: t t aa a g t .
Closest match: Pterapherapteryx sexalata genome assembly, chromosome: 28 Common name: Small Seraphim
me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun
if you bought a 16ml cartridge of ink at $18, and a 2500ml nerf super soaker barrage at $15.99, it would cost about $2,828.49 to fill it with ink once
String identified: :* a at g t t * : t a t a gt a catg at $, a a a aag at $., t ct at $,. t t t c
Closest match: Epinotia tetraquetrana genome assembly, chromosome: 7 Common name: Square-Barred Bell
im going to be honest i dont want to see that shit
But what if we-
okay fine you win with your whimsy
String identified: gg t t t at t tat t t at - a t
Closest match: Luria lurida genome assembly, chromosome: 7
I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true
Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?
I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??
honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel
String identified: ' g gg t at t a t t t gt ctat at g a t a t t t a t t tat a at a acat a atg t ta tca t ag? ta a , t t cc t at a-at t-at c a t t?? t a c ct a tat ct t a t at a c g a gg t a t
Closest match: Eurrhypis pollinalis genome assembly, chromosome: 3
String identified: t' at g t gt . T gt , . A c a t . A c, . a c a t a … …at ? ' at .
Closest match: Ochlodes sylvanus genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Large Skipper
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.
>10 hours ago
>deactivated
String identified: t t a a a t at a a g c a a a aac t a a a " , t' t " t ca tg at t tat t t g t t t . ca a a ct t. ca ta t g a & c a gt ag a cag t a t a t t t aac t a. t a t a "g" a t "." 't t t 't at' gg t t c at' . ' aa t t t atc tc. at t c a a g t cta caacttc a t a ' gtta . >ag >actat #ga g cat t t t t t
Closest match: Codakia orbicularis genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Tiger Lucine
women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open
String identified: a a: ttca-c a t ag t ata- , a a tg t t t a tg t t g t # a a ca t a tt a a a cat t
Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine
my nephews lunch that he packed
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]
that's arugula
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]
String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]
Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed
thats arugula
String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]
Closest match: Arugula
Have you ever gotten an exact match?
if by "exact match" you mean "100% of the letters in this post match 100% of an organism's entire genome," then the chances of that happening by pure accident are so ridiculously small, you'd have better odds buying 100 lottery tickets and winning all of them!
one of the cool reasons this blog works in any capacity is because genomes are so ridiculously big that the chances of a random string of letters accidentally matching part of one is very high. the human genome is ~3,200,000,000 base pairs (or "letters") long. that's about 1,000 times the length of the entire bible. pretty long for a tumblr post!
but even in the case of the smallest possible genomes, such as bacterial endosymbionts (famous for having tiny genomes) with only 100,000 base pairs, it'd still be practically impossible. you'd need to accidentally type the letters a, t, c, and g in the correct sequence 100,000 times to get a perfect match. imagine flipping 100,000 coins and getting heads on all of them. ok now imagine a cat named big boobs
my nephews lunch that he packed
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]
that's arugula
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]
String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]
Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed
