wake up adso! deodamnatus, you went too hard with that communion wine yesterday. what? homosexual encounters in the abbey? secrets in the library? boy you still reek of your mother's milk and can barely read greek, everything is a secret to you! now make haste, we must reach padua as soon as we can

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

tumblr users yearn for the much-maligned genre of "iowa writers workshop divorce litfic"

You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.

Who’s rescuing you?

Man i hope im not mischaracterizing or flanderizing the character....

>looks inside source material again

>they are exactly like that

>sometimes even more like that than i remembered

so obsessed with 12 he only interacted with queer women (and nardole) and then regenerated into a queer woman like wth was that

one of the more bleak things to acknowledge is that if you pirate literally all of your music and then set aside a spotify subscription's worth of money each month to spend on a single pay-what-you-want album, it would almost immediately amount to you supporting those musicians more than streaming does

pirating all of your music and then buying a hat or something four times a year still makes you pull significantly ahead of the person who streams thousands of songs every year. it's not really a fair or good system for anyone

What a good post to reblog on bandcamp friday. Remember that any money you spend on albums on bandcamp today goes 100% to the artist.

You’re in her DMs. I’m always aware of her heartbeat, respiration, blood oxygen levels, hormone levels. We are not the same.

God it’s so fucking funny that the copyright trial scene exists in the book. Literally the one scene where Grace isn’t present or narrating and it’s entirely so Stratt can have a “fuck you I’m doing what I need to save the goddamn world” moment. Andy Weir straight up broke his entire framing device solely so he could give Stratt this moment.

oh my fucking god

Kuhli loach Perhaps I should make more of these 10in1 ballpoint fish in the future.

“why can’t two guys just be friends” “why does everything have to devolve into porn and sex and shipping” “i think a platonic interpretation is actually The Most Good and More Pure” hey man can you express why you like a certain pairing dynamic without sounding like anita bryant

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear