Sleepin' Gal

reading the news of biden's cancer worsening and how painful it is just makes my soul sing, I hope he also starts bleeding from unexpected places

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

wny would he fetch a crummy pail of water when he could be fetching pokemon creatures

im going to be so honest this is completely outside the realm of possibility for me for many reasons, but if i did this there would be absolutely no way i would admit it to anyone let alone make a blog post about it let alone pay to promote it. why on earth do you want everyone to know that you're so careless that you don't check where you're flying to or so racist that you can't tell the names of different japanese cities and prefectures apart. hokkaido isn't even a city man. how did you get to this point. how did you do this. how did you drop that much money on plane tickets if you weren't certain where you were flying to. how. this is truly just such a fundamentally different way of living from what ive experienced. how.

*zero potions in* i always wanted to fuck that elf

An angel loses it's wings anytime a "modern AU" makes the characters USAmerican.

feeding her stuffie must live on....

sick as fuck if I’m being honest

ok i know that just by the numbers not as many people are familiar with Soundgarden's catalogue as with Nirvana's, but are we ready to talk yet about the possibility that Chris Cornell was also a closeted trans woman & that if this was true it means grunge / the seattle sound is inevitably and perhaps definitionally involved with the despair of transfemininity frustrated deferred and denied

you are not allowed to interact with this post until you've gone and listened to AT LEAST the songs Burden In My Hand, Never Named, and Like Suicide with the lyrics open in front of you and a fixed heart

the good people of the replies have reminded me that i'm forgetting much of his eggiest work was done with Audioslave -- check out I Am The Highway, Like A Stone, and Show Me How To Live

i wanted to pull some lyrics from Show Me How To Live but i literally can't pick, it's the entire song

religious transmisogynist: trannies are ontologically evil and thus deserving of infinitely more pain than i could ever inflict upon them

materialist transmisogynist: material conditions incentivize me to sacrifice transwomens wellbeing for my own benefit, and i am simply taking advantage of that

agnostic transmisogynist: nobody knows why im marked red on shinigamieyes

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

Edit to add: i dont know what it says about me that i had to look up rouge the bat but can draw hugh laurie from memory

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.