maxi

Despair is upon me! Bring me your largest saddest horniest knight. I need to press their weary head to my heaving breast

Finally, Sniper gets to be a bit more dominant. They're both horny and idiots about it.

EXTRA:

Flowery just wants to get a reaction out of Blue btw he knows EXACTLY what happened

ohhhh if only there was a knight to kneel before me on my throne and rest thejr head in my lap without their helmet so i can lovingly rub their head and coo at them and treat them like a loyal dog

unsure why this is suddenly getting crazy likes today but not mad

Btw if you tag my arts with 'patriarchy', evil religious stuff or for the male incels, BEGONE, i don't want that shit on my art.

This is for the female gaze, for the gays and all the men i draw get pegged.

a flower, a jack of spades, a laptop and a CRT TV lay at a bar...

(tiny doodle comic)

Istg

It's big hairy knight o'clock

Tip jar

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

Really enjoying the bathroom knight rp

Incredible Stuff. Based.

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr tags reading: #you roll off a little more toilet paper than you really need and out of the corner of your eye his grip tightens on the broadsword

Image #2: Tumblr tags reading: #you try to put some toilet paper back and the knight’s grip spasms for a moment before slowly relaxing

Images #3-4: Tumblr replies. fortidogi: i suck him off duh

bit-crushed-is-a-sock: Oh absolutely suck him off

wullfric: I also want to suck him off!!!!

seelcudoom: yall im pretty sure canonically they were burnt to a crisp and are just still bound to their ash covered armor there aint nothing to suck off

seelcuddom: wait no thats the black knights, silver knights still got their junk, i also suck him off /End IDs]

and if there’s nothing Inside the armor to suck off, you can still suck on the codpiece

on the set of an advertisement…

7-28-26 Phase flame? Never heard of it.

To the people who tagged me on this:

Yes, I have drawn him with sock garters.

It’s an important part of his character design after all✨

(I’ve been drawing shirtless men for you guys)

i get quite bored without anything to do during peacetimes, my liege. won’t you give me something to do? some task to fulfill day after day?

bring me to your rooms; tell me i ought to be there each night at the same hour, hold me to it with the same severity you do when we are at camp. tell me i’m to go to my knees, at the side of your bed or in front of your chair, have me worship you with my tongue, my battlefield one of pleasure now, rather than pain. i do not relish in hurting others, though of course i do because you ask it of me, but this i would delight in…

bury your hands in my hair, pull at it, command me with the same tone you always have used. i swear on my life i can be useful in this way, too; i can be anything you need me to be, anytime you need it. however you want me, you can have me, i only beg of you not to let me go to waste. every part of me belongs to you; this includes my mind and soul. i beg you, let me prove myself, over and over and over. you will not be disappointed.

some sniperspy for the soul

+bonus

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