I was just fucking robbed buying a watermelon and it’s not even, in my wife’s words, blowing my clit off.
#ramblies#25 dollars#for watermelon#not precut#and I was so tired and hot that by the time I registered the price I was already paying and I just caved to the inevitability#but it does suck that hot on the heels of me telling my wife we needed to not eat out because we’re broke#I then accidentally spent 25 dollars on a melon#one melon#one non clit exploding melon