Oh shit I better hurry

A Review Of The Only Bagel Place In Minneapolis

funniest part of undertale/deltarune being inspired by earthbound/mother 3 is that at the end of mother 3 all the characters turn to you, the player, and say thank you for playing our game! thank you for helping us! thank you for talking to us! we love you! please take care of yourself! please take a rest! please love yourself! and in deltarune chapter 4 kris beats you with a hockey stick

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

I’m just gonna add this:

Happy Star Wars Day!

absolutely inspired prompt thank you

i watched a lot of bcs commentary tracks and the writers/producers mentioned “saul’s balloon fiesta” a few times. the question they asked themselves was why they never did anything with this. i would have loved to see the origins of This monster

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A movie has never sent me on a wild one like this in 10 seconds

Scary

I would argue that the two most perfect critiques of Harry Potter come from a pair of 4chan posts, which take opposite approaches to their critique but reach equally damning conclusions

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

Wet leaf delight

Wet leaf delight

A cilantro is eaten

With a smile so bright

I've never seen the rabbit version of sniling sneetly until now

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

I can no longer remember the title of the book it’s from, but here’s a quote that has remained trapped in my head for the last 8 years: “Driving in Ireland is dangerous because the roads are full of old farmers who’ve led good lives and are fairly sure they’ll get into heaven.”

joke my boyfriend and i made that tickled me enough to draw it

ten hit combo, the flower man. stopping blockstrings with just one hand. normals so big, don't need a plan. hitting every meaty - 1 frame input, the flower man. can I do something to make him mash? no red romans, I am getting labbed.

flower man, flower man, at majors, should be banned. yet he stands. to punish and confirm, cause he can. tier's so high, grown men cry, when the patch hits their eyes. ain't it nice. no nerfs forever for. flowers

this is my AU where Flowery is inexplicably the next Guilty Gear guest character and he's the best character in the game. everyone wants his Jarona to be nerfed but arcsys won't listen

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

Ogre so dumb he isn't even aware of the best-known quotations of ancient Greek literature intended to expose the character’s shallowness! At this rate Ogre will never get through Chapter 3!