make that trio polyamorous
i wonder how long carl knew before grace did
You better run Ruth he’s coming after ya
your own personal jesus
people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again
christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge
atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks
agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from
christian baby driver: someone hit me with a baseball bat so hard my ears won't stop ringing
highlights of the local TGWDLM production I saw tonight:
- Mr Davidson. just Mr Davidson in general he was so good. he walked out onto the stage immediately with flawless energy and led the title song so well, he set the tone for the whole show. I will be mentioning him again I just had to give him a shoutout right off the bat.
- when Paul missed his cue, Mr Davidson went offstage to try and find him.
- Paul didn't enter at all until the opening song was FULLY over.
If I had a nickel for everytime @fencecollapsed and I saw a production of TGWDLM together I'd have three nickels. Which isn't a lot but its awesome its happened thrice
nyehehehehe >:]



