Y/N-Pool looks at Julia Cornwall…
Y/N: fine! I don’t need your little Madame Web universe! I’m taking what’s mine and leaving!
Y/N-Pool walks away…
Julia: you were supposed to pick me up! Where are you going?!
Y/N-Pool walks right into the Amazing Spider-Man universe and hoists up Peter 3…
Peter: what the-?!
Y/N: you’re always in my heart Peter 3
Y/N aka Spider-Pool looks around at the assembled heroes…
Madame Web: where’s Gwen Stacy?
Y/N: uhh…she said no. But I got us Venom!
Web: what?! Why did she say no?!
Y/N: I don’t know! I promised her Shameik Moore wasn’t gonna be in this one!
Venom: do any of you have chocolate?
Julia; do I have to stand so close to him?!
Y/N; Julia! I was not expecting to see you here. Wow I didn’t think Euphoria Season 3 would bomb that hard!
Julia: what?
Julia lowers down…
Y/N, Spider-Pool, just bursts thru the front door with guns drawn...
Julia: it was supposed to be stealth!
Y/N: yes and Madame Web was supposed to launch our franchise instead of tanking it.
The goons all point their guns at Y/N…
Julia: now you’ve done it!
Y/N pulls out their swords…
Y/N: it’s time to test the limits of a PG-13, like your beauty doesn’t already
Y/N lowers themselves on a web line in front of Julia…
Y/N: what ya doing?
Julia: college work. Same as what you should be doing
Y/N: sounds so boring compared to being a hero
Julia: how about you complete your class assignment and I’ll give you a kiss
Y/N immediately drops down and grabs their books…
Y/N: how dare you seduce me into good habits! It’s really effective!
Julia giggles and rolls her eyes…
Ben approaches Cassie…
Ben: umm…Cass? Is there something different about Y/N?
Cassie, knowing Y/N was bitten by one of the Arana Spiders…
Cassie: (nervous) n-no why?
Ben: he’s no longer wearing his glasses and now…well…
Y/N runs past them, being chased by Julia, Anya and Mattie…
Y/N: girls! please! I’m not ready for a girlfriend yet!
Anya: nerdy yet muscular. The perfect type!!
Julia: the fact that he’s playing hard to get makes him more desirable!!!
Original clip:
For @marveldcfandom
Y/n taking the spider girls back to the diner where they met for a cute valentines date
Y/N leads the girls into the diner…
Mattie: babe!
Y/N: happy Valentine’s. I rented out the whole place
Anya: you shouldn’t have!
Julia: I love it!
Y/N turns on the jukebox and Toxic begins to play…
The three of them all dance to the song…
the spider girls at the restaurant thinking of a way to impress there crush y/n
Anya: I’m gonna solve a complex calculation right in front of Y/N.
Mattie: girl I’m gonna put Toxic on the jukebox just to dance with Y/N
Julia: I’m gonna…(blushes) sorry just thinking about Y/N gets me excited
Y/N returns with their orders…
Y/N: alright my favorite gals, eat up.
Anya Julia Mattie all fantasizing over y/n
Y/N’s muscles ripple…
Julia: oh the muscles
Anya: mi corazon be still
Mattie: yeah mmm
Y/N struggles to open the peanut butter jar…
Y/N: I have spider strength. Why is this jar not opening?!?
Cassie rolls by…
Cassie: the girls placed superglue on the inside of the lid
Y/N aka Spiderpool pilots the giant Spider mech…
Julia Cornwall looks around in shock..
Julia: where did you get this?!
Y/N: I borrowed it from Miguel O’Hara. He’s cool with it!
Meanwhile in 2099, Miguel comes to his garage to find a giant ‘I Owe U 1 Spider Mech, XOXO, Spiderpool’ spray painted on the ground…
Miguel: what the f—?!
Y/N, Spideypool, and Julia fall from the ceiling landing on Julia’s bed…
Y/N: wow
Julia: yeah wow
Y/N: nerdy gals can be a bit freaky
Julia: like you were complaining
Y/N: no I was not (sighs)
Cassie knocks on the door…
Cassie: what’s going on in there?
Y/N: something that’ll get this short hit with a mature label if we go into detail!
Julia: