i’m always thinking about i shoulda gone dancing
bdsm stands for breakfast dinner snacks and meal
*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!
this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014
the absolute best gif the MLP fandom ever produced is this one
big fan of this one
this is a personal favorite
this is how much the greediest man in bikini bottom was charging for a burger in 2002
cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it
ilya hobbies:
- threatening to get a face tattoo
- inspecting hairline in bathroom mirror
- backflip
- candy crush on ipad
- taking .5 pics of shane
- scrolling his atrocious tiktok algorithm without headphones in public
- pec popping
- threatening to start mma
- privately considering whether he should quit therapy or not
- ridiculously extravagant gift buying
everyone seems to be doing quite well
you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen
let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture
i don’t even bother with those “i love the smiths but fuck morrissey” virtue signalling type posts anymore like yeeeep he sucks. and i’m in this shit for life. no point in denying it. it’s not going to change
They should make self help books for people who are the problem, like 'emotionally stunted narcissistic adult children of normal parents.' Asking for a friend