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i’m the evil jpeg. also @dorianscary
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Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

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People who order food online punch shit like this in the special instructions every day

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no because imagine if we talked about people with anxious attachment like they do about any avoidants because y’all really will be like INHERENT EVIL! EVIL! BROKE MY HEART! SHUT DOWN ON ME! imagine if we all were like “i really liked her but she wouldn’t stop texting me every thought she had no matter how much it sucked or how much distress it caused and needed constant reassurance that i still like her even though i proposed to her with my grandma’s heirloom ring from the civil war that she smuggled out in case she needed to sell it. i can’t even go to dunkin to get a coffee alone because she’ll just think i’m leaving her. she’s a needy demon and she shouldn’t ever date again”

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They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

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i don’t know how incels can even exist… like bro stop calling them foids and get a scuba certification or get really into rock climbing. some woman somewhere will think yeah sure why not i’ll spare some pussy