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Hua Cheng is theoretically such a stupid character, because ah yes. The supreme demon lord of butterflies and flowers, feared throughout the realms. He’ll defeat you using the power of love and his sentient scimitar that’s honestly just a sweet little baby who wants cuddles from its owner’s husband. You mention butterflies, and all of Heaven starts quaking in their boots. He held an umbrella for a flower one time, and that’s like- his title now. He also learned like- every language ever because he was bored, and yet his handwriting in his own native language is so bad, you literally can’t tell what he’s writing ever.

Pre-confession hualian is so funny, because for like, two books straight, their go-to solution for literally all of their problems was to just make out. Platonically. As bros do. Someone gets decapitated, and not even five seconds later, they’re rolling around, pinning each other down, making out on the floor, SO LOUDLY that Qi Rong thinks they’re being robbed. And they have the AUDACITY to assume both of their feelings are unrequited. Like dude- you’ve put your tongues in each other’s mouths MULTIPLE TIMES, WDYM YOU AREN’T GAY??? THAT’S NOT YOUR HOMIE, THAT’S YOUR HUSBAND.