emi's asylum

minor! they/she/he idm any! personal yap blog - NO NSFW

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hi. i'm emi, or em, whatever you prefer :) im a minor, for one. anyone 30+ please dni just for my comfort. no hate to you guys it's just my boundary ♡ i have a lovely lovely partner @callipso-withani my dear this is a sfw only blog, but that doesn't mean it's inherently child-safe. i swear and talk about weird things, so please be aware of that. i am an age regressor, but that side of me is very reclusive so not a lot of content will be about agere i love my mutuals forever and ever pleaseee interact with me send me asks talk to me i'm very lonely idec if you're a moot or not ♡♡

this is my shitpost blog and no i don't have a different one. i post weird shit and i swear a little, so if that makes you uncomfortable, don't follow me.

dni if:

nsfw, homophobic, transphobic, you don't support agere/petre or agedre/petdre, proshipper, k!nk, trump supporters, all of the other typical dni stuff etc etc.

#blog intro #agere blog #sfw agere #sfw age regression #agere sfw #agere community #safe agere #sfw interaction only #very baby #very bunny #yap with emi

me when im reading fanfic and i see the words "colour," "bloody," "reckon,"...:

i know what you are.. /pos

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i know it's natural but this feels so wrong...

(guess who got a new phone and is able to post pictures now..)

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is it bad that i lowkey want to be in a universe that has omegaverse 🥀🥀 not in like a sexual way but it would be cool to have a pack..

yes this is just me lonelymaxxing

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LISTEN. i may not know much about dc, but i know enough to tell that is NOT how jason todd gets rekt

and THAT is CERTAINLY not timothy drake. no sir.

#sfw interaction only #dc titans #<- live action one

LISTEN. i may not know much about dc, but i know enough to tell that is NOT how jason todd gets rekt

#sfw interaction only #dc titans #<- live action one

my mouth is tingly from eating raspberries. is that normal.

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str4wb33yb4ndages asked:

Haii Emi!! Im sorry I've been dead I've been on my other blog a lot !! How are u though btw?? ^_^

~~Twst season 2 has been confirmed....hehehehehehehe im SO SO NORMAL about all of this haheheheheheheheheheehe~~

emtellectual answered:

hey yuu!!! (heh. get it. "hey, you" "hey yuu")

its totally okay i'm glad to see you back tho!! i'm p good, getting a procedure done tmrw (not excited) i don't wanna talk about that too much because its lowkey kinda gross BUT we ball. how are you???

str4wb33yb4ndages

I'm good!!! Very tired but im okay!!!! ^_^ I hope you'll be okay and everything goes okay tommorow tho love u (platonically )

good much good! get sleep take a NAP those are nice... thank youu, lyt!! /p

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str4wb33yb4ndages asked:

Haii Emi!! Im sorry I've been dead I've been on my other blog a lot !! How are u though btw?? ^_^

~~Twst season 2 has been confirmed....hehehehehehehe im SO SO NORMAL about all of this haheheheheheheheheheehe~~

hey yuu!!! (heh. get it. "hey, you" "hey yuu")

its totally okay i'm glad to see you back tho!! i'm p good, getting a procedure done tmrw (not excited) i don't wanna talk about that too much because its lowkey kinda gross BUT we ball. how are you???

#hashtag oversharing #sfw interaction only

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Having another completely different tumblr acc feels like this

i seriously CANNOT with some of these subtitles on HBO max..

storytime i watch stuff with subtitles on because i'm fucked up and it helps me focus on TV shows and movies SO much better! and so i'm looking on hbo for DC stuff and decide to watch young justice phantoms becuase i love tim drake with my entire being and ig the other YJ members too but ANYWAYS. i was watching yj la di da and the suddenly i see the word 'smash' in the subtitles. JUST THAT. and then like 10 seconds later 'swish' HUH? all lowercase, no punctuation whatsoever, not even like [Swish] how it normally is for sound effects. its so funny and also aggravating lmao

watch young justice

#sfw interaction only #young justice phantoms #dc

gang tom holland is my FAVORITE actor. i love him hes so adorable and his wife is a goddess? like guys. the power couple ever. oh btw i saw spider-man brand new day today. completely unrelated but yk.

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i do in fact have what was i made for (cat version) stuck in my head

yk the one that goes meow meow meowmeow meowmeow meowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeow... meowmeow meow meow..

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so i was cutting watermelon today (and a cantaloupe but thats not important) and i used the same knife for both of them because i didn't want to get another one dirty. i THOUGHT it would be fine because its just cantaloupe and i washed the knife off BUT my watermelon tastes spicy

not even like onion spicy but PEPPER spicy. (im really sensitive to black pepper it was weird)

#sfw interaction only #tw knife

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okay dc fans ily dc ily but i CANNOT with these fuckign movies "im vengeance.." BRO SHUT UPPPPPPUHHH GET A THERAPIST

but those cunty ass boots....

i am watching the batman movie if anyone's curious

WHO THE FUCKKKK IS THIS SURELY NOT ALFRED..

why did they decuntify riddler.. he needs a green jumpsuit dude

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okay dc fans ily dc ily but i CANNOT with these fuckign movies "im vengeance.." BRO SHUT UPPPPPPUHHH GET A THERAPIST

but those cunty ass boots....

i am watching the batman movie if anyone's curious

WHO THE FUCKKKK IS THIS SURELY NOT ALFRED..

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okay dc fans ily dc ily but i CANNOT with these fuckign movies "im vengeance.." BRO SHUT UPPPPPPUHHH GET A THERAPIST

but those cunty ass boots....

i am watching the batman movie if anyone's curious