GAY BRITISH JOHNNY CASH: [realizing this bit is too many degrees of separation from the original and opting for a bait and switch punchline] I shot a man in reno just to watch him die

Mr T's attitude RE: fools - actually quite generous?

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

relistening to the adventure zone is actually ALWAYS a good idea because I get to reunite with my close personal friend taako

You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.

Who’s rescuing you?

tumblr users yearn for the much-maligned genre of "iowa writers workshop divorce litfic"

watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh

listen if no one else writes this im gonna have to do it and the problem with me having to do it is that im gonna have to do it. 

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

World Heritage Post

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

IYKYK.

Hey girl. Don’t cry. Casey O’Brien (5’4”) getting uppies from Laila Edwards (6’1”)

Knights of the Round Table

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

This was the mainstream feminist belief like. A decade ago. Thats how hard we’ve regressed within mainstream feminism and it’s mainly because of right wingers/radfems/TERFs deciding trans women need to die.