i guess we doin sbk now

big moth? please identify

[Image: An owl inside someone's house, perched/clinging to the top of some drapes, its wings spread and resting tent-style so it resembles a moth.]

died and lost all my items in a cave: but don't worry. if i simply run back into the cave with zero (0) items. i will surely do better this time. this has never gone wrong for anybody.

who is this One William and how do i find him

they should let you rip out your uterus with your bare hands. with no negative physical consequences

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

Sam Handwich.

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

Oh, wary dell vone

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

"you can't block people for minor, petty things--"

i just blocked someone for saying that people who don't love summer suck. blocking means nothing. blocking has no moral weight. that block button is your best friend and you should use it liberally so it doesn't feel neglected. curate your own experience.

Apokuna, Champion of Morpheus, in the Hades style

"average mcrp fandom can survive multiple shipping bans and fandom overreach attempts from creators" factoid actualy just statistical error. average mcrp fandom collapses and dies from one (1) shipping ban and creator overreach. DSMP, which somehow survived nearly every creator banning shipping and most popular tropes like it was on some kind of fandom steroids, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

*insert joke about pan!apo’s eyes here*

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

Cocaine and Minecraft, Nacho García, 2018

vikingpilot is that you

Soma 😔