happy birthday to the song of the decade

fifteen slutty slutty years

Don't dream it, BE IT!

I do enjoy a good visual gag, and an old favorite of mine is “there is Math on a Board in the background that contextually makes no sense.” This broadly comes in 3 flavors I enjoy:

• the board is in front of a classroom, and the Math is waaay too advanced for whatever level of pupil these kids are supposed to be; like having the calculus integral in front of kindergartners, or relativistic physics in front of high schoolers.

• the board is in front of Criminals, who are Planning Something, and by all rights there ought to be no Math there to begin with. Like. You’re planning a Heist why do you have the Full Lagrangian on there. Are we taking a rocket to the bank.

• the characters are super-genius science fiction people. The Math is “Pi≈3.24” with an unlabeled pie chart.

having the kind of ocd where I need to record and document everything is so fucking funny to me. god man today is really pissing me off ..... sighs and opens my tracker app and increments my cigarette counter by 1

you think I'm joking. you think I'm fucking joking. I paid 14 real american dollars so I could have as many trackers as I want and you think I'm JOKING

Made a chart for sorting fantheories

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

i just dont think J Jonah Jameson would be an ally like that

have you ever seen this panel

im sorry mr. jameson i didnt know you were like that....

Sometimes I’ll have a thought like “maybe it would be a fun intellectual exercise to design a writing system that’s as annoying as possible to use for no reason” and then I remember that Japanese exists and I drop that idea immediately because I’m not gonna do better than that

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This water dog is joyful and whimsical!

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

Tips for writing someone dying of sepsis, as a person who survived it:

1. It fucking HURTS!!! Wherever the infection is will be red hot to the touch, and also be in extreme pain. My infection was in my left ankle and if I tapped my left foot on the ground, I would be crying in pain

2. They are not able of having in depth conversations. The infection messes with your head, even if it is far away from your brain. For me, I was so incredibly tired all the time. You could talk to me, but I felt like I was living in molasses the whole time. It was very, very hard for me to hold a conversation with anyone

3. The person is sick in EVERY WAY. I was throwing up constantly, I could barely keep food down, and anything I did eat made me feel sick afterwards. I was also so weak that getting myself into my kitchen from my bedroom would wind me. My apartment is less than 700 square feet. It is not a far distance between the 2

4. The gut feeling. I was keenly aware something was wrong. I knew, in my heart of hearts, that I was dying. Its hard to describe other than your body is telling you "youre about to die"

5. If it’s a modern setting, they will give you SO MUCH IV FLUID in the hospital. SO MUCH. Your kidneys need it to help flush out the toxins. I had to get up to pee literally every single hour for two full days, which was practically torture.

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently