Troll 3

guess what fans of salad, salad just got easier.

ingredient’s:

- i actually have to get going

pregnant with a bag of peas

congratulations + absolutely anytime

i rlly wish we could all have our titties out whenever

mobility aids and glasses AND MEDICATION should be free for everyone

fujoing out and enjoying yaoi is all fun and games until you remember the state of lesbian representation in media

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

The peaceful deer lives her whole life not knowing what war is

Wrong again, piss boy.

Okay those deer knew war, but most don't

im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked

papa keeps those for himself

papa keeps those for himself

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

Sometimes the cost of science is terribly cruel for example this ribbon seal who will probably never get laid again

when she says it's just not working and it's not anything you did wrong she just isn't feeling the spark any more and doesn't really want to see you or talk to you again and also she does not like the cat potion you spent three thousand dollars on

i think im gonna go jack off to innocence and righteousness

it's weird how whenever a neighbor's smoke alarm goes off it's because they're a talentless hack who can't cook, but when mine goes off it's because my culinary craft is being hamstrung by a draconian smoke detector that is far too sensitive for its own good

incredibly annoying when someone tells you watch/listen to/read something that’s really good and you put it off for ages and then it’s really good