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extinct son of a bitch

@defendglobe / defendglobe.tumblr.com

emma / 29 / she/her
i have to say weird shit or i'll die
currently interested in: project hail mary
twitter: telluricpath
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eva stratt opening the logs from the hail mary and seeing the very first search on the computers being "HOW TO PUT ON SPACESUIT HALI MARY"

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

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idk if someone's had this idea already, but i keep seeing headcanons of how rocky and adrian met and fell in love and all that, and it's usually super sweet and cute and i love it. however. i think this would be really funny.

imagine if there's this big thrum that's the equivalent of a conference. it's like a really important thrum that only important people get invited to, like if they've done some groundbreaking research or innovation or whatnot. rocky's invited because he's done some cool engineering thing idk. adrian's also invited for their research of extraterrestrial life forms that ... honestly seems a little wack but oh well

anyway, part way through the thrum, some drama goes down and everyone instantly gets invested. so they stop talking, and only two voices are left, until one of them says something and the other one booms, "YOU'RE A STAGGERING WASTE OF AMMONIA" and they're instantly dragged out of the thrum

and rocky just. freezes. like woah who the HECK is that and so he finds them afterward

and adrian doesn't want to talk at first but then rocky's like "so ... that was. very impressive" and that gets adrian's attention

(and his mind is going "that was so hot of them omg also holy smokes they're gorgeous")

ALSO imagine, rocky eventually asks grace how he became a teacher, and when grace tells him, he just. sits there. like. "you said w h a t. question."

people reference the trolley problem a lot in the context of phm, specifically with stratt. you know, like this kinda shit. and i occasionally see people joke like "haha what if rocky was the trolley operator when they get back to erid" and some of those posts are pretty funny.

but the thing is, rocky already DID do the trolley problem! and his solution was to throw himself on the tracks in front of grace, risking the survival of his entire planet in the process. grace even comments on it in the book.

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they created the technology to make a 1:1 recreation of grace's cardigan